The Hell of Titans.... What Did I Do To Deserve this? [SnK/AoT Fanfic]

Chapter 30

*First person pov*

     Armin and I made it to where we were supposed to decoy. "Hey guys-!" I cut myself off when I felt the most scariest demonic aura behind me. I turned around to see Jean. His eyes were glowing and he had a ten anime tick marks on his head, cracking his knuckles. "Basil...... do you know how much I was worried about you...? HUH!?" Jean yelled and I jumped. "EEK! I'M SORRY!!" I yelled as I scurried behind the closest person, which it was Bertholdt. "H-Huh!?" Bertholdt stutters when I hide behind him. "Basil get over here!" Jean yelled as he lunges behind Bertholdt and at me. "NONONONONO!!" I yelled as I jumped on Bertholdt and climbed all the way to the top of his shoulders in desperation. Bertholdt was sweating buckets when I sat myself on his shoulders, hugging his head. I may have accidentally have shoved his head between my boobs but I don't care!! Jean's going to kill me. "Basil!" Jean yelled. "No!" I yelled stubbornly. "Hey, stop it!" Armin yelled, trying to defuse this situation. "Yeah, Jean, stop!" Marco said. "Basil, you get down from Bertholdt!!" Jean yelled, trying to reach up and grab my leg. "Um, no?" I said as I pulled my legs up in criss cross applesauce around Bertholdt's neck. I don't know how he's supporting my weight, but he is. "Young lady! You get down from there!" Jean yelled, putting his hands on his hips. "YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ME JEAN!!" I yelled, acting like a stereotypical teenager. "You better come down here right now!!" Jean yelled, then I could have sworn he had a cigar in his mouth as he points at me. "This is your father speaking and you'll respect me on my wall!" Jean said, shaking his finger at me. I frown and jumped down, landing on Jean, elbowing Jean in the face as I come down. Bertholdt passes out and Armin starts waving his hand in front of his face, cooling Bertholdt down as Marco helps him. I get up from Jean and he holds his face. Removes his hand and his face was all red. He grabs those huge white paper fans used in comedy. "Ow you hit me in the face with your elbow! Ugh!" Jean yells, grunting as he hits me with the fan on my head hard, so hard I get knocked to the ground. Steam comes out of my head like in a anime, oh wait, I'm in an anime. Xs replace my eyes as my tongue sticks out of my mouth. Connie and Sasha arrived, observing the scene. Jean snaps out of his rage and looks at me and his mouth drops. "Oh sorry baby I didn't mean it! I didn't mean it!!" Jean yelled as he ran over to me, shaking my shoulders. "Oh no! Come back! Come back!!" Jean yelled as he hugged my body, thinking I was dead as anime tears spill out of his eyes. Well, I did look like I was dead. Sasha and Connie starts laughing like maniacs at the scene. Armin, Marco, and Bertholdt, who was finally awake, sweat drops. "That's gotta be the most realistic teenager ever..." Armin mumbles to them and they nod. "Hey!!! Get serious!! We're on a mission!" A superior officer yelled at us. We scrambled up to salute him. "Yessir!"

Time skip~

     Me, Sasha, and Bertholdt were dangling on the wall where the titans are. Pretty much all the titans were gathered at the side of the wall. "Hey Bertholdt... where's Reiner? You guys are like inseparable twins." I asked Bertholdt beside me. "H-He s-said that he wa-was going to u-use the bathroom..." Bertholdt stuttered, probably focusing on his fear of titans I suppose. "I see.... Maybe to clean the shit out of his pants, haha!" I laughed to myself. I saw a flare go off. It was red. "What.... what the hell happened?" Sasha asked, looking at the red flare in fear. So... this part already. "What is Eren doing?" Bertholdt asked, looking at the flare. I was really tempted to go and help Eren but I have a job here... which I'm failing at since titans don't go after me. Besides, Armin got this. "We'll just have to wait. Eren... I believe in him. He'll definitely seal the wall."

Time skip~

     Some time later, Eren was finally up with the boulder. I was still on the wall, but could still see Eren with the boulder. What, do you think my vision is limited since I have a eye patch? Get out of here. Anyways, there were a lot of titans gathered there at the front of the gate. They were all chasing something, so I assumed that everybody was on the ground. But... something came out from the gate when Eren was at least 25 meters away from the gate... something that I didn't expect and want to see. My visible eye widened as I came into full sight. "The Armored Titan..." I said as I shook. Soldiers entered my view and tried to kill the Armored Titan, but the all got knocked away.... and died instantly. "Oh my god...." I whispered. The Armored Titan started to run to the inside gate, but it still long ways away. This was not part of the anime. Why is he here!? The soldiers around me started to freak out. Wha... What should I do...? If I don't do something.... the titan's going to break through the wall and everyone is going to die.... Jean... Eren... Mikasa... Armin.... Mom..... I.... "I DON'T WANT THAT!!" I yelled as I unhooked from the wall. "Don't!!" Someone shouts as I fall, into the titan's below. They're not going to eat me... instead, I'm going to use them. I spot a 16 meter titan. I land in it's hand and said. "Boost me." and I pointed to the gates of the inner wall. The 16 meter titan nodded and brought me up, and threw me with all it's might. I was going at an insane speed, my hair whipping in front of my face then behind me. I hook onto a buildings, getting closer to the gates. The Armored Titan not quite there to the gates, but it's more that halfway. I made it to the gates, with the Armored Titan still little ways away. There were soldiers fighting it, but their swords just broke and the titan just swatted them away like flies. Tears appear in my eyes. What I am I gonna do...? He's a titan that's a titan shifter... and I'm just a human.... I'm not a titan shifter.... I've tried many times to become a titan by biting my hand but it never worked.... What am I going to do? I gritted my teeth and stared at the titan, who was getting closer. I want to protect everyone.... Mankind.... I want to protect them!! STOP!! "STOP IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" I screamed loudly. Light covered my body as well as the titan's body. The titan halts, shaking like it is trying to keep going but it looked like it couldn't. Am I... controlling the titan shifter...?  "DIE!!!" I yelled as the same light appeared on my body and the titan's body. It reached up to it's neck, shaking like crazy still as if it was trying to stop itself. Right when the titan was about to rip it's neck open, killing itself, steam came out of the neck, causing the titan to fall over on it's face. I fall to my hands and knees panting. Why.... am I so.... Exhausted...?  I look up to see a figure emerge from the titan but he disappeared quickly, leaving the scene. The only thing I can make out that he was really muscular, like his titan. I fall to the ground, passing out.