The Hell of Titans.... What Did I Do To Deserve this? [SnK/AoT Fanfic]

Side story No. 1

(WARNING: HALFWAY THROUGH I DIDN'T PUT MUCH EFFORT INTO WRITING!!! IT WAS GOING SOMEWHERE, THEN TURNED INTO CRAP!!)

Takes place after Eren and Basil joined the Survey Corps.

*First person pov*

     "Hey Basil!! Can you do me a favor?" I heard someone yell behind me, so I turned to see Hanji running to me with a vial in her hand of an unknown liquid. "Well, Levi wanted me to come to his office, but sure, what's up?" I asked, friends come first before Levi. "Can you drink this?" Hanji said, holding out the vial. I feel like if I drink this, it would be one of those fanfiction scenarios that I turn into a cat and Levi has to take care of me and I learn something I'm not supposed to, but why the hell not? "Okay...?" I said, grabbing the vial. The stench of chemicals filled my nostrils as I looked away. Okay, here goes. I downed the concoction and gulped, then a poof of smoke surrounds my body, and my body feels weird. As soon as the smoke disappeared, I was on the ground... I think? I was standing, yet I was so low to the ground. I tried opening my mouth to speak, but it came out as a mewl. WTF WHY I WAS JOKING!!! I DIDN'T WANT TO TURN INTO A CAT!! "Basil?" Hanji said, coughing. I maneuvered my way to Hanji, then pawed at her leg. She looked down, and squealed. "OH MY GOD WHAT A CUTE KITTY WITH ODD EYES!! C'MERE, LET ME HUG YA!!" Hanji yelled, and I tried to get away from her, but she caught me anyways. Hanji squeezed the life out of me, almost choking me to death. "Come to think of it, where is Basil?" Hanji asked, and I meowed loudly right after. I'm right here!! Get the idea I am her!! "Oh wait.... Basil's absence... and you're suddenly here.... are you Basil?" Hanji asked me, holding me out by my arms to get a good look at me. "Meow once yes, if you don't meow at all, then I'll take it as a no." Hanji said, and I meowed the loudest I can. "It is you! Man, I didn't think the chemicals would do this to you... I gave it to you as a poison to see if it would do anything, and then give you the antidote..." Hanji said, I 'nya'ed loudly as if I was yelling 'WHAAT'. WHAT THE HELL HANJI YOU WERE TRYING TO KILL ME!! I scratched her face, yelling profanities in cat form, and Hanji held me away. "I'm joking, I'm joking! The concoction is made out of Eren's pubic hair, finger nails, and sweat. I just wanted to see if it would do something to you, I never expected this..." Hanji said, and my skin under my fur paled. I meowed, translating to 'you're joking... right'. It seemed like Hanji knew I was saying, and sweated pushing her finger together. "Ehehehe.... I'm not joking....."

"NYAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!"

Time skip~

     After I scratched the living crap out of Hanji, I grabbed a stick off the ground with my mouth, then started writing in the dust. 'You are nasty Hanji. What am I going to do now?' I wrote, and Hanji thought about it, wincing at her cut wrists, arms, hands, and face. "Well, I can't take care of you. But, I will take you to Shorty, you were going to go to his office, right?" Hanji said, and I narrowed my eyes as I wrote more stuff in the ground. 'You're kidding me, right? He'll kill me if I shed in his room....' I crossed it out, then wrote more. 'Actually, you know what? I'm a cat, and cats can do whatever they want and the owners can't be mad at it. So I'm just gonna enjoy messing around with Levi. But, you will turn me back into a human, right?' Hanji nodded, and chuckled. "Alright, you will have to stay with Levi the time being... and I'll find a way to turn you back. By the way, you are so cute! You have odd eyes, one golden eye, and one blue eye! Here, I have a hand mirror with me." Hanji reached into her pocket, and pulled out a mirror and set it front of me. "Look!" Hanji said, and I looked at it. I was a black cat with a white tip on my tail, and my same eyes.