The Hell of Titans.... What Did I Do To Deserve this? [SnK/AoT Fanfic]

Chapter 36

*First person pov*

     I was humming  the Attack On Titan 2nd opening happily as we were riding to the old Survey Corps HQ. I don't know if you will hate me for this, but I like the 2nd one than the 1st. I was riding up with Eren and sadly Oulo... he keeps bugging us. I felt a cold stare on the back of my head. I go poker faced and turned around to look at Levi. "Oi.... do you need something?" I asked Levi. He just glared at me then looked away. "Hey, shut the hell up, don't give Captain Levi bullshit." Oulo growled at me. "Eren, slap him." I commanded. Eren gasps as his hand moves to slap him. I would have slapped Oulo myself, but one, I could get in trouble, two, he was on the other side of Eren's horse and I couldn't reach him, and three, I could but I was too lazy to. "You assho-" Oulo's horse steps on a rock, making him bite his tongue. "I'll give you kudos to know when to bite your tongue..." I said as blood splattered.

Time skip~

     I was tying my horse, Jean, up. What? You didn't think I would name my horse after my stupid horseface brother, did you? One, I wouldn't pass up that chance and two, I miss Jean, surprisingly. I haven't seen him since Trost. "That's what you get for talking while riding your horse." Petra scolds Oulo. "The first moments leaves the most important impression. The newbies were scared shitless." Oulo said as he dabbed a damp cloth on his tongue. "I think they were just stunned silent by how lame you are." Petra said, sighing. "Still, it's all going according to plan." Oulo replied. "Man, you never used to talk like that. If by chance, you're trying to imitate Captain Levi, you should really stop. You two are nothing alike, but still..." Petra said. "Do you want to chain me down, Petra? You're still ways to go to be fitting for my wife." Oulo said cockily and I scoffed. "Who would want to marry a guy who looked like he fell out of a ugly tree and hitting his face on the way down? Seriously, you look like a dog, look in a mirror before you even consider saying 'you're still ways to go to be fitting for my wife'. You would be the luckiest bastard in the world if you married a girl pretty as Petra." I said as I walked over to them, imitating mockingly at Oulo's words. Petra blushed at my compliment and Oulo tchs at me. "If only you'd bled to death from biting your tongue." Petra said, shaking her head, giggling. "Come to think of it, Oulo said that you are long ways to go from being his wife. He said it as if you two are dating, are you?" I said, wiggling my eyebrows at them. They both blush. "We-We're just friends! Comrades!" Petra stutters, shaking her hands dismissively. "You brat..." Oulo mumbles. "Is that so?" I said, raising a brow. "Y-Yeah!" Petra said. "Oh okay... yeah okay... I got it.... I got it..." I said, making it seem like I'm unsure to them. "I-It's true!!" Petra shouts. "Okay, okay I got it." I said, laughing. Petra smiles. "It's good to know there is another girl on this squad. All we're getting is stinking boys." Petra said, shaking her head. "I know, boys are awful. They are sweaty and has cooties." I said, sticking my tongue out in disgust. "What are you, five?" Oulo asked me. "I may be 15, but I'm a child at heart." I said, giggling. Erd came over to us. "Captain Levi ordered to clean the whole entire castle." Erd told us. Eren walked over to us to hear the news. "The entire thing? We aren't going to use the whole thing... are we?" Eren asked Erd. Erd rubbed the back of his head and sighed. "You see, Captain Levi has-" "Oi, brats." I turned to see Levi behind us. "What was taking so long, were you brats taking a shit? Tch, hurry up and start cleaning." I realized he was already in his cleaning outfit. "Aye sir!" I said as I mock salute him. I didn't even salute right, I did the salute that you bring your hand up to your forehead, you know, the regular salute. Levi glares at me and walks away. "You and Captain Levi's relationship is strange...." Petra said as she watched Levi walk away. "What do you mean?" I asked her. "Usually, Captain Levi would cuss the person out, yet, he doesn't do it to you..." Erd said, shrugging. "Huh.... I actually thought Levi would cuss me out too..." I said, in deep thought. "That's Captain Levi to you, brat." Oulo growled at me. "Well, we should head." Petra said as she started to walk. I walk beside Eren as I talked to him. He was talking about how Levi was sooooo amazing. "Ehh... I don't think Levi is that amazing." I said, shrugging. "But he is! Look at his cool demeanor, and his-" "Bite your tongue." I cut him off with a command. Eren's eyes widened and he bit his tongue. "OWWW!" Eren shouts as he grabs his tongue in pain, which was bleeding. "What was the for!?" Eren said, then tending to his poor tongue. "To get you to shut up about Levi. He ain't that great, I don't see why people like him so much. No matter how hard you look at him, he's human just like all of us, nothing special." I said as I yawned. "But.... He's so strong!" Eren said. "Do you want me to make you bite your tongue again? And if you want to be as strong as Levi, you gotta earn that strength yourself. You can't magically become like him, it comes through hard work." I said as I walked inside, where Levi and Gunther was waiting. He gives out chores to everyone until it was just me and Eren. "Eren, you take the top floor. Me and cyclops will take the second floor together." Levi announced, and I glared at Levi. "Don't fucking call me that dickhead." I growled at him, but he was unfazed. Everyone's mouth dropped at my threat. I guess they're not used to someone besides people on the same rank or higher talking back to Levi. He just looked at me in boredom. "Sure, whatever brat, let's just get cleaning."