The Hell of Titans.... What Did I Do To Deserve this? [SnK/AoT Fanfic]

Chapter 16

*First person pov*

      I listen to Jean ramble on how good he is at 3DMG and how to save more gas, and how only his technique is the best even though mine is better than his. "...You should just rev it up hard, but just for a second. Using inertia that way, you can minimize gas consumption." My idiot brother rambles and I sigh. "You make it sound so easy." Dazz said beside me, since I was sitting next to him. "Sure, it's not something anyone can master." Jean said, getting all cocky. He looks over at Mikasa, then back at us. "But it's still worth remembering, if you're trying to get into the Military Police." Jean said and I sighed again. "Military Police are for pigs, I think I'll pass. Besides, my technique is better than your crappy one. I save up to 75% of my gas while you only saved 50%." I said, yawning. "It would be so great if I were to get into the Military Police... There's no higher honor working near the King." Marco said, in a trance as he drinks as I scoff at the thought of the pig of a King. "C'mon Marco!" Jean said as he slaps his back, getting water all over his face. "Jean, you wasted perfectly good water. It's hard getting clean water, ya know." I said, glaring at Jean but he ignored me. "Stop being a goody two shoes and admit it. You want to join the Military Police so you can live a simple and comfortable life within the inner district." Jean said, elbowing Marco. "No, I actually want-" "So the interior life's simple and comfortable? Five years ago, this place was also part of the interior." Me and Eren said at the same time. And no I did not re-watch this scene so I can say this at the same time as Eren. Jean seemed to ignore what I said and looked over at Eren. "What's your point, Eren?" Jean said as Eren took a drink. "Jean, you're such a simpleton, you'd be comfortable wherever you go." Eren said and some of the trainees snickered along with me, and Jean's eye twitched. "Eren got you there Jean. Don't deny it Jean-boy, it's true." I said as I drank my water. The water here in the walls weren't as good in my world... "Who's side are you on, Basil!?" Jean asked me. "I'm on the side of Shinganshina, Kirstein. Don't forget I was there too asshole." I lied as I glared at him. I hate lying, did I mention that a few chapters ago? Jean's eyes widen and looked down. "Damn you Eren..." Jean said, turning back to Eren. "Don't you think it's crazy? Learning how to kill titans just to run away from them?" Eren said. "You bring that up now? This farce should be kept going for my sake if nothing else!" And this statement angered Eren. Eren stood up form his seat in anger. "You damn bastard!!" Eren yelled. "Fuck off and face the reality!!!" Jean yelled as he stood up as well. "Eren, stop it!" Armin yelled as he stood up from his seat but didn't make a move to stop Eren. Eren grabbed a hold of Jean's shirt in anger. Mikasa stood up and removed Eren's hand from Jean's shirt. "Stop this." Mikasa said as she held Eren's hand. They stared at each other then Eren looked away. "DAMMIT YOU ASSHOLE!!" Jean yelled as he grabbed Eren's shirt. I jumped up from my seat. "Fuck you I backed off!!" Eren yelled. "Jean!!! I swear to my lord and savior Jashin (A/N: Heheheh, I luv Naruto) if you don't stop this insanity I'll break your legs!!" I yelled as I grabbed Jean's arm. "WHO CARES!! I'M SO JEALOUS!!!" Jean yelled at Eren. Jean shrugged me away, well, more like actually pushed me away. I fall back from impact and hit my head on the seat. The impact was so hard it knocked me into a daze, I just stared up at the ceiling not moving. The only thought running through my mind: What just happened...? It took me a while to realize that Armin was holding my hand, saying stuff. I couldn't make out what he said, but I looked around. I saw Eren do the Annie move on Jean and he fell to the floor. Eren said some stuff then did something that took me by surprise. But what happened next wasn't in the anime, Eren got on top of Jean and started beating the crap out of him, yelling stuff I couldn't make out again. Mikasa looked between me and Eren, as if she was contemplating if she should go to my side or stop Eren. She chose to stop Eren and ran and got him off of Jean. My hearing came back to me. "...asil! Basil can you hear me! Say something!" "YOU DON'T TOUCH HER!!" "Eren, stop this!!" came flooding into my ears. "...Wha...?" I said as sit up, wincing at the pain on my head. "Eren! Basil's fine!" Armin shouted as he held my back for support. "Jean..." I mumbled as I look over at him. He was groaning, and Marco ran to his side. He pulled Jean up to sitting position and held his back for support. Jean had mad bruises on his face, his lip cut open. "That bastard... Basil, are you okay?" Eren said as he kneeled to my level. I darted my eyes to his turquoise eyes, which were filled with worried. "Y..Yeah.... God, my head is killing me..." I said as I hold it, feeling a large bump on it. "Basil. I want you to stay away from Jean." Mikasa said as she lifts me up to my feet. "But.... What's wrong..... He's my brother...." I said, looking over to said person. "Trust me Basil, he is no brother after harming you." Armin said as he leads me to a table. Marco lead Jean to his seat. I heard the door open to see Shadis peeking in. "I thought I just heard some kind of loud noise. Someone care to enlighten me as to what the hell is going on?" Shadis said. He couldn't see Jean's face, since his back was turned to him. I don't think Shadis saw the rather large bump on my head. Shadis walked in, inspecting everyone. Mikasa raised her hand. "Sasha just ripped a giant fart, sir." Mikasa informed him and Sasha's face was etched with horror. "You again?" Shadis said as he plugged his nose with his fingers as few of the trainees were struggling not to laugh, me being one of them despite the circumstances. Shadis speed walked out. "Learn some self control!" Shadis yelled and with that, he closed the door. Sasha started to complain to Mikasa but she shoved her bread in her mouth. Eren and Jean were glaring at each other the whole time and I sighed. "Those idiots..." I mumbled as I shoved my bread in my mouth. The bell to curfew rang out and I went to wash my dishes. I headed to the barracks but Jean stopped me. "Basil... I'm so sorry." Jean said then he hugged me. I tensed then relaxed into the hug. It's rare for him to hug me... so he must feel really, really bad. "It's okay... just don't fight over something stupid as that." I said as I returned the hug. "No it's not okay! I promised mom and myself I would protect you... yet I did the opposite by harming you unintentionally." Jean said as he squeezed me. "It's okay, you didn't mean it... don't do it again." I said as I laughed lightly. Jean felt my head, searching for the bump. "Oh my god it's so big... I'm so sorry..." Jean said as he traced it. I winced slightly at his touch. "I told you, it's okay bro." I said as I pulled away from the hug and grabbed his hand. "But-" "Nope. This conversation is done. You were in the wrong, yes, but I forgive you already bro. After all, that's what siblings are." I said, smiling. Jean looked unsure but he nodded. Heh, Jean is such a softie when around me. "Night bro! We need to go to sleep, we get up early in the morning after all." I said, yawning. Jean sighed. "Alright, night sis." Jean said and took his leave. "Heh, Jean gets a little too rough but he's the best brother, the best I could ask for." I said to myself as I leave to the barracks.