Welcome to the absolute hell that is finding decent 1D fanfiction.
Here are the horrible fucking clichés that make me hover my finger over the x button on the Wattpad app, because it's that cringe-worthy.
1) OH WOW A COMA
So suddenly it's possible to wake up from a coma and be ok, walking out unharmed an hour later.
Why does this always come up in 1D fanfictions? The medical inaccuracies in fanfiction can ruin a whole book, with simply underestimating the long-term consequences of serious illness and injury.
2) THE BULLY
YOU DON'T BULLY SOMEONE BECAUSE YOU FUCKING 'LOVE' THEM! Honestly, this cliché makes me so mad - bullying isn't something to joke about and it's certainly something people don't forgive after one apology. What would you do if someone who made your life hell for years suddenly came up with an excuse like 'I did it because I love you'?
3) I'M GOING ON TOUR WITH ONE DIRECTION!
Because that's totally believable, and when your fifteen your parents would definitely not care and not notice. For fuck sake, they are megastars who do a show a night in over 100 places and they think they have time to hang out with their families, let alone their girlfriends? (Not that it affects Louis and Harry if you know what I mean.)
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