Living with the vamps ~ (the camps)
Hmm idk man it was 1am and i wrote this and this is basically what i imagine living with the vamps would eventually turn into (disclaimer: this is probably the dumbest piece of writing i've ever written whoo hoo..)
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"Guys, can you unpack your suitcases soon you've been home for like a week now.."
"That doesn't mean dump your clothes out on the floor Tris!"
"Brad! What the fuck why are you still in the tub?! You've been in there for three hours!"
"NO CONNOR I WILL NOT WALK THE BEARDED DRAGON!"
"Whose turn is it to go grocery shopping? James? If you come back with fucking protein bread again i'm kicking you out.."
"Tris did you do the laundry this week? All the whites are stained with animal print? hOW???!!!"
"Are you fucking kidding me? No i'm not sharing my hairspray with you.."
"BRAD! GET OUT OF THE FUCKING TUB!!"
"None of you have any more clean underwear.."
"THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD WEAR EACH OTHER'S UNDERWEAR!!"
"Connor what have i said about bearded dragons in the bathroom."
"TRISTAN I WILL DISOWN YOUR ASS IF YOU STEAL MY HAIR GEL AGAIN!"
"Who the fuck bought the deluxe version of the lion king? I want JUNGLE BOOK!"
"No james i don't want to go to the gym.."
"BRAD, TRIS PLEASE STOP TWERKING!"
"Oh my god tradley.." ♡
"Tris if you sing one mORE LINE OF THE LION KING-"
"For the love of all that is good and holy it's 2am Connor i am not getting out of bed to play hide-and-seek with you and rex.."
"Brad can you please button your shirt up like a functioning member of society?"
"I AM TRYING TO SLEEP CAN YOU FOUR PLEASE STOP WATCHING THE SKYPE LAUGHTER CHAIN?!"
"James did you bookmark a cutekittens site on my laptop?"
"BRAD IM GONNA WATERBEND YOUR ASS OUT OF THAT TUB!!"
"Are you seriously injured again, Connor? We've run out of bandaids.."
"James can you please put on a goddamn shirt! MY GRANDMA IS VISITING IN AN HOUR!"
"WHICH ONE OF YOU DIPSHITS SHORT-CIRCUITED MY HAIR BLOWER?"
"Get out of my room good lord take your cat videos somewhere else James!!"
"no trIS I CAN'T FEEL THE LOVE TONIGHT IM TRYING TO STUDY!!"
"Oh my god brad now all the hot water's gone you inconsiderate asshole.."
"Connor please take that kilt off, you're going to trip and fall and we've already been to the emergency room once this week let's try not to repeat it.."
"oh for fuck's sake guys please put on some clothes- NO NOT YOUR ONESIES!"
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