The Most Randomest Things I Can Find Or Make Up About The Harry Potter Universe

Before I read Harry Potter...

This is my long time favourite song from AVPM and I sing it every time I start rereading a HP book or rewatching a movie. It's very similar but there is a few things changed. Hope you like it!
Always,
Ria
PS: I have two new HP books that aren't fanfics. It would mean the world to me if you checked them out. They are 'Ask the DA' where you can ask any member of the Dumbledore's Army any question and they will answer and 'Hogwarts Role Play' where you can become a Hogwarts Student and duel, hang out with other students. You can even become a teacher and give detentions. I hope you like them!

Here's the song:

Underneath these stairs
I hear the sneers and feel glares of
Harry's cousin, his uncle and his aunt.

Can't believe how cruel they are
And it stings his lighting scar
To know that they'll never ever give him what he wants.

I know he doesn't deserve these
Stupid rules made by the Dursleys
Here on Privet drive.

Can't take all of these muggles,
But despite all of the struggles,
I'm still alive.

I'm sick of summer and this waiting around.
Man, I've missed it, so I'm skipping this town
Hey It's no mystery, there's not much to do today, yaaay

I gotta get back to Hogwarts,
I gotta get back to school.
Gotta get myself to Hogwarts,
Where everybody knows I'm cool.

Back to witches and wizards, and magical beasts,
To goblins and ghosts and to magical feasts.
It's all that I love, and it's all that I need.
At Hogwarts, Hogwarts!
I think I'm going back!

I'll see my friends, gonna laugh 'til I cry
Take my Firebolt, gonna take to the sky
This year somebody might gonna die,
But it's gonna be totally awesome

I'll cast some spells, with a flick of my wand
Defeat the dark arts, yeah bring it on!
And do it all with my best friend Ron,
'cause together we're totally awesome

Yeah, and it's gonna be totally awesome!

It's been so long, but I'm going back
Don''t go for work, don't go there for class
As long as the book's open
Gonna kick some ass

... and it's gonna be totally awesome!
This year we'll take everybody by storm,
Stay up all night, sneak out of the dorm

But let's not forget that we need to perform well in class
If we want to pass our OWLS!

Come on Hermione, why do you have to be so annoying?!

She may be frumpy, but she's super smart
Check out her grades, they're "A's" for a start
What she lacks in looks well she makes up in heart,
And well guys, yeah, that's totally awesome

This year I plans to study a lot...
That's gonna be so cool with my friends or not (A/N this line is so bad)
Hey Ron, come on, we're friends forever
And that's cool...
... and that's totally awesome
Yeah it's so cool, and it's totally awesome!

We're sick of summer and this waiting around
It's like Hogwarts has been calling us
Don't take no sorcery
For anyone to see how...

We gotta get back to Hogwarts
We gotta get back to school
We gotta get ourselves to Hogwarts
Where everything is magic-cooooool

Back to witches and wizards, and magical beasts
To goblins and ghosts and to magical feasts
It's all that I love, and it's all that I need at
HOGWARTS, HOGWARTS
I think we're going back...

Cho Chang
Domo arigato, Cho Chang
Gung Hey Fat Choy, Chang
Happy Happy New Year, Cho Chang

Oh, Cho Chang
You are so annoying, Cho Chang
From Bangkok to Ding Dang
You cry all night, Cho Chang

This year you bet I'm gonna finish this
The reign of HP is drawing near
I'll read the other books after this,
And its gonna be totally awesome

Look out world, for the dawn of the day
When I've reread the book again
And that Potter will be gone again,
My heart will be empty but totally awesome!
Yeah it's gonna be totally awesome.

Come on guys! We're gonna miss the train!

Who knows how fast this years gonna go?
Hand me a glass, let the butterbeer flow
Maybe at last, Harry dumps Cho.
Oh no, that'll be WAY too awesome

I'm back to learn everything that I can
It's great to come back to where it began
And here I am, and alakazam!
here I go, this is totally awesome!

Come on and teach us everything you know
The summer's over and were itchin' to go
I think we're ready for the book to open now!

Welcome, all of you to Hogwarts
I welcome all of you to school
Did you know that here at Hogwarts
We've got a hidden swimming pool?

Welcome, welcome, welcome Hogwarts
Welcome, hotties, nerds, and tools
Now that I've got you here at Hogwarts
I'd like to go over just a couple of rules:

There's no rules! Just read on!

Back to witches and wizards, and magical beasts
To goblins and ghosts and to magical feasts
It's all that I love, and all that I need.
At HOGWARTS, HOGWARTS,

Back to spells and enchantments, potions and friends
To Gryffindor!
Hufflepuff!
Ravenclaw!
Slytherin!
Back to the place where the story begins
It's Hogwarts, Hogwarts,

I'm sorry, what's its name?
Hogwarts, Hogwarts
I didn't hear you kids!
Hogwarts, Hogwarts
Man, I'm glad I'm back.

Hogwarts will always be there to welcome you home!