This one if the things that probably happened when Helga, Salazar, Godric and Rowena were creating Hogwarts:
Helga: ...and we'll have HUGE buffee dinners every night!
Salazar: But they'll become fat. And it's not like there will be any sport classes except Quidditch and even THAT'S optional.
Godric: We should give them measured out portions of food! Or make them hunt for it!
Helga: that's just ridiculous! They should enjoy their stay here.
Rowena: Guys, guys, guys, I got it! Stairs. Moving stairs.
Helga: What?!
Godric: Yes! That's a wonderful idea! Stairs! They'll have to climb stairs to reach their dormitories. Rowena, you're a genius.
Salazar: I'm not taking part in any of this. I'll be down in the dungeons creating a gym. My house will not take part in MOVING STAIRCASES.
Helga: yeeeaaaaah... I don't like the idea either... I'll be down in the basement preparing the kitchen. If the kids are smart they'll care for their bodies, but I'll accept them for who they are.
Godric: Guys, STAIRS.
Rowena: Stairs.
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The Most Randomest Things I Can Find Or Make Up About The Harry Potter Universe
RandomIn this book, I will share anything I find funny, sad or interesting on the internet about Harry Potter or any of my thoughts that I get when I daydream or read the books. It's a book for the Potterheads that like to cry sometimes and laugh. Enjoy!
