There is many HP parodies of the songs Jar of Hearts by Christina Perri, but I wanted to make my own. Here are the lyrics and I hope you like them. I do and I remember it by heart:
You've had such a miserable life
Cause all you had was regret
Do you know you were killed by a boy
You killed and now you're go-o-one
We learned to live a happy life
And now you've come back, I'm not glad
Chorus:
And who do you think you are
Running round leaving scars
Killing all the mudbloods
Tearin your soul apart
You can't catch a cold
Cause you don't have a nose
So don't come after me
You are Lord Voldemort
I hear you're hiding out right now
Until Harry has been found
But he has his own friends
Who will protect him till the end
We've learned to live a happy life
Now you've come back, I'm not glad.
And who do you think you are
Running round leaving scars
Killing all the mudbloods
Tearin your soul apart
You can't catch a cold
Cause you don't have a nose
So don't come after me
You are Lord Voldemort
You are so pale Snow White looks tanned
You took the light from many people's eyes
I wish I had defeated you the first time
But you made too many Horcruxes
And now your back
But you'll never catch me, now.
And who do you think you are
Running round leaving scars
Killing all the mudbloods
Tearin your soul apart
You can't catch a cold
Cause you don't have a nose
So don't come after me
You are Lord Voldemort
And who do you think you are
Running round leaving scars
Killing all the mudbloods
Tearin your soul apart
You can't catch a cold
Cause you don't have a nose
So don't come after me
Don't come here at all.
You are Lord Voldemort
You are the Da-ark Lord
You are Lord Voldemort
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The Most Randomest Things I Can Find Or Make Up About The Harry Potter Universe
RandomIn this book, I will share anything I find funny, sad or interesting on the internet about Harry Potter or any of my thoughts that I get when I daydream or read the books. It's a book for the Potterheads that like to cry sometimes and laugh. Enjoy!
