In this book, I will share anything I find funny, sad or interesting on the internet about Harry Potter or any of my thoughts that I get when I daydream or read the books. It's a book for the Potterheads that like to cry sometimes and laugh. Enjoy!
TheChocolateWitch did a Harry Potter tag and I'll do it too, cause I want to! Feel free to answer the questions too!
OVERALL: Favourite book? OotP! I love it. I love the exit of the Weasley twins and then other students pranking Umbridge after that. I also love all the sass and the DA and I love hating Umbitch. Least favourite book? I love all the books!!! But I would say HBP cause... Idk! No. It's the movie that I don't like. I love all the books, okay? Favourite movie? Um... That's hard! I love PoA. I saw the trailer and Hermione punched Draco in the face and that was what forced me to watch that movie before I read the book. I also love time travel! Least favourite movie? HBP! EVERYTHING WAS LEFT OUT. The Hinny kiss was completely different from the hook one, which was way better. Also, the Voldemort backstory was left out and it only mentioned the HBP like three times in the whole movie! It was basically a romantic movie about Ron, Hermione and Lavender with a pinch of Harry Potter. Favourite quote? We must all face the choice between what is right and what is easy. AND
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Favourite Weasley? George!!! He's so cute and funny and he's amazing. I also love Ginny! She's so strong, independent and rebellious. Favourite female character? Hermione. She is strong, independent, smart and Harry would have never defeated Voldy Moldy if not for Hermione. Favourite villain? Bellatrix. She's so cool! Favourite male character? Um... Um... Um... James Potter. Favourite professor? Remus Lupin or McGonagall!
WOULD YOU RATHER: Wash Snape's hair or spend a day listening to Lockhart rant about himself? Wash Snape's hair. I wouldn't want to waste a whole day! Duel an elated Bellatrix or an angry Molly? Bellatrix. You never ever mess with an angry Molly. Travel to Hogwarts via the Hogwarts Express or the flying car? Hogwarts Express! I want the candy from the trolley and the beauty of spending a whole train ride with friends! Kiss Voldy Moldy or give Umbitch a bubble Bath? Give Umbitch a bubble bath... I'd make the water boiling it so that she burns herself and then I'd play annoying songs on repeat... *evil laugh* Ride a Hippogriff of a Firebolt? HIPPOGRIFF!!!
BOOK TO MOVIE ADAPTATION: Is there a character which you felt differently about in the movies vs books? HARRY FRICKIN POTTER! He wasn't sassy AT ALL! Ugh! Daniel would have been a great Harry, but he was written as a complaining good boy when he was so much fun! Is there a movie you preferred instead of the book? No. No no no no no! The books were way better cause they could have been longer. Richard Harris or Michael Gambon as Dumbledore? Richard Harris for 100%! Like,
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It was supposed to be said CALMLY! Gambon didn't make Dumbledore at all like in the books! Richard Harris looked like Dumbledore, acted like Dumbledore and WAS Dumbledore! Your top thing which wasn't included in the movie that annoyed you the most? Peeves, sassy Harry, "You're not a waste of space", proper Romione and Hinny kiss, proper Voldy Moldy death... The list goes on! If you could remake any of the Potter movies, which would it be? HBP! I would make it about the HBP, less about Lavender and Ron and Herman! It would also have the backstory of Voldy Moldy and the explanation about the HBP.
HOGWARTS: Which house was your first gut feeling you'd be a part of? Hufflepuff. I considered myself too lazy to be able to be a Ravenclaw and too nice to be a Slytherin, but then I became less shy and quiet and the real me came to the surface. The real me was loud and only nice when it was crucial for me, which is a Slytherin trait. I was also pretty smart and I love reading books and learning about the world. Plus, I found out the actual traits of all the houses. So yeah, my gut was that I was gonna be a Hufflepuff. Which house were you actually sorted into on Pottermore? It's complicated. I was first sorted as a Hufflepuff. I was happy cause Tonks and Cedric. But then as I said in the last question, I changed and started feeling less like a Hufflepuff. I made another account and got Ravenclaw. I made another one to choose between H and R and I got Slytherin... I know. So I did many quizzes on the Internet and got mostly Ravenclaw then Slytherin than Hufflepuff than one Gryffindor, idk why! It's complicated so I chose Ravenclaw!
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And no, Mary Jana isn't my real name. It's my Starbucks name... Which class would be your favourite? Charms!!!! I love spells!! Which spell do you think would be the most useful to learn? Apparition or the undetectable extension charm. I'm not saying Accio cause it's what most people say! Which character do you think at Hogwarts you'd instantly become best friends with? Probably Luna. We're both very eccentric and she seems like a great friend. Or Hermione. She would be my study buddy.
MISCELLANEOUS: If you could own one of the three Hallows, which would it be? Invisibility cloak Is there any aspect of the books you'd want to change? Fred's death!😭😭😭 Favorite marauder? Padfoot!! If you could bring one character back to life, which would it be? Fred or Tonks... 😢😢😢 Hallows or horcruxes? Horcruxes... *evil grin* JK (Rowling) I choose Hallows! I don't want to be half a woman!
