[Editing] Creepypasta Husband Scenarios

When your child gets bullied + Collab with TheNightPhantom!

Hello, so sorry for the lack of updates! I've just been working on my other book. This was requested by ANRanimelove_31, so thank you very much. I'm picturing the kids to be around 12 now, so yeah. I'm trying my gosh darn hardest to update, but it's a struggle to find time to update when my dad isn't on my back XD So, hopefully this year I'll finish this book and edit the shit out it. 

 So, I've been talking with the wonderful TheNightPhantom for half a year now and I had the courage to ask her to collab on something. Of course her being an angel, she complied and we created a parody of 'Actual Cannibal Shia Labeouf'. Phantom's parts will be italicised and mine will be plain.  So, please don't sue us; it's just a parody >.<

You're walking in the woods, 

There's no one around 

and your phone was stolen by a strange figure wearing a pooh bear costume. 

Out of the corner of your eye, you spot...

BEN the Pooh! BEN the Pooh! Chubby, little cubby all stuffed with fluf- Er I mean...

He's following you

About five kilometres back.

He gets down on his tush and breaks into a binge.

He's definitely not gaining on you...

BEN the Pooh!

You're looking for your notes, but you're all static in the head.

He's crawling closer now.

He's almost upon you now and you can see there's honey on his face!

MOTHER OF THE HAPPY MASK SALESMAN, there's sweet sticky honey EVERYWHERE!

Meandering for your life

(From BEN the Pooh.)

He's brandishing a honey jar.

(It's BEN the Pooh.)

Lurking in the Doritos

A Creepypasta blunder BEN the Pooh.

Living in the fridge,

(BEN the Pooh.)

Killing for food,

(BEN the Pooh.)

Eating all the honey

Actual, unbearable BEN the Pooh!

Now the sky is turning pink and you seem to have lost him...

But you're hallucinating, seeing BEN Poohs running around yourself.

Stranded. With a Creepypasta.

You moonwalk loudly through the noodle-esque undergrowth.

Booyah!

In the distance,

A huge mansion with the lights on.

Finally!

You moonwalk towards it,

But your toe! F***! It's caught in a bear trap!

Massaging your toe,

(Ouch, ouch)

Moonwalking towards the mansion,

(Heh-heh.)

Now you're on the doorstep,