When you two get married

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Guten Tag! (Good Day!) Ok, there isn't much to say, really... These are just some random things you do at your wedding, I can't be bothered actually typing whole ceremony, plus, weddings are boring! Anyway... Tschüss! (Bye!)

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Jeff The Killer

The atmosphere of the venue had caused Jeff to drink a little too much tequila. He could barely stand straight. His drunken mind came up with a brilliant idea as a smile appeared on his face/ He stumbled around, attempting to put chairs in a singular line. He walked up to the end of the room and cracked his knuckles.

"Jeff, please don't do it..."

"Don't listen to your bird, do it!" Zalgo yelled, spilling vodka all over Slender.

"My suit." Slender moped.

"Sorry babe..." He said before sprinting up to the chairs. He was half a meter away, when he decided to jump. You covered your eyes, scared of the impact that might happen. Jeff managed to jump over half the stairs, but his pants got caught and he went through three chairs. Everyone cheered and laughed at his epic fail as you carried his unconscious body out of the mountain of chairs.

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BEN Drowned

BEN was having a really hard time styling his hair. He first had to straighten it because his bed-hair was really wavy and then put gel in it. He combed it down and grumbled; his ears were sticking out. He tried some other styles before giving up and ruffling his hair. He smirked in the mirror and winked at himself.

"Sexy beast." He purred before walking down the aisle waiting for you to get ready.

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Slenderman

After the wedding you couldn't find Slender anywhere. You asked Masky if he could help you find him. After twenty minutes of searching, you found Slender in the corner, with a glass of wine. He was humming to himself as he slowly swayed. You tapped his shoulder and he slowly turned around.

"Ah my dove," he took a swig of the wine and placed it down on the table. "Care to dance?" He asked holding his hand out. You smiled and placed your hand in his. You two spent the rest of the night dancing.

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Eyeless Jack (A/N: Sorry this one was really boring)

Jack grumbled as he looked at his tuxedo.

"Do I honestly have to wear this?" He whined as he picked it up.

"Yeah you do." Hoody said.

"Can't I just wear my hoody?" Eyeless Jack asked. Hoody shook his head.

"You wouldn't want to disappoint (Y/N), would you?"

Jack sighed in defeat . "No... I want her to be happy..."

"Good, now put it on in the spare room." Hoody said before leaving. Jack walked into the spare room and looked in the mirror.

"I'm doing this for you (Y/N), my love." he said as he began to take his black hoody off.

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