Episode 1; Kouhai Pug

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As you see here is mudda fuckin pug THAT IS ADORABLE ASF!!

Mikado: Why a pug, Tory?

Me: Because yes bish *slaps his bootiful face*

Mikado: *pouts*

Izaya: Touch me Tory!~ *jumps on me*

Me: *irritated mark then punches his stomach*

Izaya: *groans in pain* thanks darling....*passes out in the trashcan* i was touch by senpai...

Shizuo: Nice one *rubs my head*

Me: Thanks, now stop *glares at him*

Shinra: Oh Tory your such a charm.

Me: Your such pain in the fuckin as-

Masaomi: *covers my mouth* Shh, your too bootiful for that kind of language~

Me: *bites his hand punches his stomach* And who are you to keep me shut!? You brat! ..tch..

Shizuo: Want to get some ice cream?

Me: Feuk ur ice cream.

Shizuo: How about me?~

Me: I'll take it. *jumps in his arms*

Shizuo: *carries me bridal style away*

Thanks for taking my bullshit!

~Tory-chan

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