dolphinPatronus asked: "Dear Tom MARVOLO Riddle, If you could combine a wizard sweet with a Muggle food, what would you choose? Oh and would you eat it OR just force it into people's mouths and AVADA KEDAVRA them. Or what if someone dyed you hair pink PERMANENTLY?"
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*hideous pink owl flies into your window and delivers letter to your waiting hands*Dearest dolphinPatronus,
Hm...for a wizard sweet, I would choose Exploding Bonbons and as for the muggle one, I would choose a Mars bar. Combined, they would create an EXPLODING but deliciously chocolatey sweet.Why are you even giving me the option to just eat it, or FORCE THE EXPLODING MARS BONBON IN PEOPLE'S MOUTHS AND AVADA KEDAVRA THEM?
I think you and I both now what I would choose.As for your second question, the person who has PERMANENTLY dyed my hair pink will be the first one to receive and Exploding Mars Bonbon.
Yours most sincerely,
Tom Marvolo RiddleP.S. I do think I could pull off pink hair, do you?
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