This account has been hacked by Voldemort.
My name is Tom Marvolo Riddle, the heir of Salazar Slytherin. I am considering on making this book a Horcrux. I am willing to answer any questions, even from muggle filth like you, to preserve the soul of m...
Dramatic_Mac asked: ""Dear Tom, I dare you to wear muggle gangster clothes and a backwards SnapBack for a day. Love, Mac." ~•~•~•~•~ *carefully bundles up Owldemort in a wool Slytherin-colored sweater in owl-size before she goes out to deliver your letter*
My Dearest Mac, If it was somebody else that asked, I wouldn't have done it. But since it's you, I couldn't say no, could I? I only have one question for you: Why must you take enjoyment in my misery?
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I do bloody well hope that you're happy.
I walked out in the muggle streets and was instantly ridiculed at by mudbloods who were wearing similar clothes to mine. They called me a poser.
One of them even approached me and said, "Yo DJ Shawty Dizzle Dollaz, who you tryna foolz, man? You ain't gotta get dem chicks with that fake wannabe gangsta getup. You mad, Pop Shizzle Bobz? You ain't foolin nobody."
I did not understand a single word that came out of his mouth. I merely stood there, confused, befuddled, by this strange man until he shoved me and left. It took all my might not to Avada Kedavra him right then and there (I hope you're proud of me).
Overall, this is not an experience I'd look forward to doing again.
Slightly annoyed, Tom Marvolo Riddle
P.S. If a man named Fizzle Dredz comes looking for me, I moved to another country.
