TheAmazingPizza asked: "Hey, have you ever had PIZZA before??"
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*owl flings a pepperoni pizza into a non-broken window and breaks it*Dear TheAmazingPizza,
Yes, I bloody well have had pizza before!
Just because I hate muggles doesn't mean that I hate muggle food!I would take a thin-crust pepperoni pizza over a booger-flavored Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans anytime.
Pizza's not yours,
Tom Marvolo Riddle
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