This account has been hacked by Voldemort.
My name is Tom Marvolo Riddle, the heir of Salazar Slytherin. I am considering on making this book a Horcrux. I am willing to answer any questions, even from muggle filth like you, to preserve the soul of m...
HalfbloodWhovian10 asked: "Dear Mild Doormat Lover, What is so appealing about doormats? From Lydia." ~•~•~•~•~ *pushes Owldemort in a little stroller to your house and she rings the doorbell and delivers your letter and I'm like, "Awww, isn't she the cutest darnedest owl that ever lived?"*
Dear Lydia, I find doormats appealing, yes, but not too appealing because my love for doormats are mild. I am quite taken with this doormat: (This is what I have outside my door)
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I found this doormat online, and I'm thinking about ordering it. (If I only knew how to order stuff on this computer online, like do I put the galleons in the CD compartment or not?)
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I had many other choices other than Mild Doormat Lover during my name anagram though-process.
I had: •Dim Lord Moat Lover •Lord Vomit Moraled •'Lo, I'm Lord Tom Vader •Immortal Dove Lord •Immortal Love Rodd •Mad Evil Lord Troom and my personal favorite •Diva Doll Retro Mom
Eventually, I settled for the more sensibleI Am Lord Voldemort.
With Love, Tom Marvolo Riddle aka Immortal Love Rodd ;) <3 (At least that's what the girls call me lol)
IMMORTAL DOVE LORD!!!!11
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