*Owldemort flies in, squawks, and dumps this letter on your head*
December 31
Dear All You Lovely People Who Didn't Greet Me,
Well, today is my birthday.
Just thought you'd like to know.
Sincerely,
Tom Marvolo Riddle
P.S. I am not at all offended that nobody has written me a birthday letter. Not at all offended.
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(Thank you very much for these lovely socks, Dumbledore. Just what I bloody needed.)
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