TheAmazingPizza asked: "Dear Young Voldemort, do you have a favorite anything? Like color, food, animal, subject. Ps, I'm sitting in a middle of a grass field so your owls won't smash anything."
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*owl flies in the middle of the grass field and dumps a bucket of water on your head, then dangerously over-watering the grass*Dear Young TheAmazingPizza,
YOU THINK I'LL BE STOPPED BY A MERE FIELD OF GRASS?!I shall answer your questions as my owl floods the place.
My favorite color is green, because obviously.
My favorite food is REVENGE, A DISH BEST SERVED COLD!
Just kidding. It's a thin-crust pepperoni pizza.My favorite animal is a snake, because obviously.
If you want to get all specific, a Basilisk.My favorite subject is Defense Against the Dark Arts.
I've gotten word that Professor Merrythought is retiring. I'm thinking about asking Headmaster Dippet for the teaching position once I graduate Hogwarts.Sincerely yours,
Tom Marvolo RiddleP.S. My favorite drink is coffee.
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