This account has been hacked by Voldemort.
My name is Tom Marvolo Riddle, the heir of Salazar Slytherin. I am considering on making this book a Horcrux. I am willing to answer any questions, even from muggle filth like you, to preserve the soul of m...
@ciaoitsinxss asked/wrote: "Dear Tom, You're so hot I almost cried when I first saw your face. Come to my house so I can see how much better your face looks like in real life. I'm not asking, I'm demanding. Marry me, Iness, a pure-blood Ravenclaw, basically the most brilliant girl in Hogwarts. And yes, more brilliant than Hermione. Also, I hereby pronounce myself both a Death Eater and your #1 fan." ~•~•~•~•~ *Owldemort flies through your unopened window and crashes, yet she does not mind because she hasn't delivered a letter in such a long time, bless her*
Dear Iness,
I'm afraid I don't know how to respond to your letter. I don't get many letters like this. Thank you? I mean, it's not that I'm not used to the attention, mind you. Plenty of girls throw themselves at me in Hogwarts. I don't know why, so if anybody would willing to explain that to me, that'd be great.
I'm very much flattered that you think I am "so hot that you almost cried when you first saw my face". That, er, must be a life-changing experience for you.
Unfortunately, as I am currently willingly imprisoned within the walls of Hogwarts, I cannot come over to your house. Aren't you in Hogwarts as well, since you said you were in Ravenclaw? I haven't seen you around before.
As for that little marriage proposal you've got there on the bottom of your letter, I must decline. Tell me, how on earth would I selfishly, heartlessly take over the world with a wife by my side? Please tell me you're joking.
Also, after reading your letter, I reckon you're in love with my looks, not me. My dear Iness, you cannot marry someone because of looks.
Looks are not important. Blood-status is.
I accept you as my brand-new Death Eater, though.
Did I break your heart, Tom Marvolo Riddle
P.S. You demand me, eh? Is that so? Do you want to know what happens to people who demand me to do something?
*raises an eyebrow*
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