This account has been hacked by Voldemort.
My name is Tom Marvolo Riddle, the heir of Salazar Slytherin. I am considering on making this book a Horcrux. I am willing to answer any questions, even from muggle filth like you, to preserve the soul of m...
Dramatic_Mac asked: "Dear Tom, I triple dog dare you to make friends with a muggle. Maybe it won't be all bad! Love, Mac." ~•~•~•~•~ *Owlicia delivers an envelope along with a photo album into your hands*
Dear Mac, Hahahahaha Friends. With a muggle. You're funny. But okay, I will, since I cannot possibly back out of a triple dog dare. I will venture out into the Mudblood streets and try to make at least one Muggle friend.
Owldemort will be flying above me with a camera, taking pictures of me and other unintelligent life that I encounter.
• • • • • • • • • • • 1) I feel so attacked right now. This filthy Mudblood insulted my hair.
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- - - - - 2) I am questioning whether this muggle man is joking or if he's just ridiculously stupid. Probably stupid, because you know, he's Mudblood.
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- - - - - 3) I hate each and every single one of them. Grin and bear it, Tom, grin and bear it.
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- - - - - 4) I can't. This girl could annoy the Basilisk out of any chamber.
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- - - - - 5) I said hello. She said, "OMG ASDFGHJKL YOU'RE SO HANDSOME MARRY ME." I said, "goodbye".
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- - - - - 6) This old lady, Dorothy, asked me to help her cross the street. I refused, because I'm the Dark Lord, and the Dark Lord doesn't help old ladies cross the street. She then proceeded to chase me down the road with her cane.
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I don't know if you could tell from my less than enthusiastic facial expressions, but I didn't like it at all.
I'm just fine with my Death Eaters, thank you very much.
