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sehun:
jinahjinahjinah

me:
wat

sehun:
ok one YOU NEVER EXPLAINED
WHAT AN ESCORT WAS

sehun:
and two ARE U MY ESCORT OR NAH

me:
efbhdwjsk how old are u

sehun:
im 2ne1

me:
cool ok you're old enough

me:
ok an escort is kinda like
a prostitute but its not one

sehun:
the fuck

me:
OK LIKE an escort doesnt
get paid to have sex with
the guy, she just gets paid
to go out with them but
in the end they always end
up having sex so lmao

sehun:
oh no are you saying
we're gonna have sex

me:
nO im not im just saying
thats what most guys do

sehun:
ok good because i only
spread my legs for shrek

me:
,, im not even gonna ask

sehun:
wait so is that why my
friend chanyeol said smth
about a party by the han river

me:
wait,, that party isn't real?

sehun:
no wtf i dont even live in seoul

me:
WHAT

me:
ok wow i had a nice dress
picked out and everything

sehun:
sad

me:
do u even have the money
you offered tho

sehun:
yes

me:
damn sugar daddy
is u rich??? 🤑🤑

sehun:
no i only have a
lamborghini and 3 story
house

me:
I JUST CHOKED wtf

sehun:
on shreks impressive length

me:
yes

me:
bUT WTF YOURE ONLY
21 AND YOURE RICH

me:
DID U INVENT THE
INTERNET OR SOMETHING

sehun:
im not rich im sehun

me:
im blocking u

sehun:
hi blocking u im sehun

me:
IM LEAVING

me:
wait fuck gryhudji dont
u dare reply to that

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