sugar | oh sehun

$12

- twelve

me:
HEY SEHUN

sehun:
yo yo yo it me

me:
so i figured it'd be kinda
awkward when we meet
and stuff sooooooooo

sehun:
so what

me:
LETS FACETIME

sehun:
idnahrnjwev no

me:
wHY

sehun:
sorry i dont have an iphone

me:
YES U DO WE ARE
LITERALLY USING
IMESSAGE AT THIS
MOMENT

sehun:
fuck ur right

sehun:
WELL IM NAKED

me:
even better

me:
IM KIDDING EW GO
PUT ON SOME CLOTHES

sehun:
but im ugly!!!!

me:
no you're sehun.
now go get dressed

sehun:
hEY DONT USE MY OWN
DAD JOKES AGAINST ME

me:
if you dont get dressed and
facetime me then guess who
wont get their money back

sehun:
fUck oKAy

sehun:
wait r u naked

me:
NO WHY WOULD I
BE NAKED IHSKFBKS

sehun:
idk thats ur job

me:
mY JOB ISNT TO BE
NAKED OH MY GOD

sehun:
oh right youre a prostitue

me:
YOU KNOW DAMN WELL IM
AN ESCORT BUT YOURE TRYING
TO STALL

me:
BITCH i see rite through u

sehun:
HDMRBWKRBE OKAY FINE FINE
ILL GO GET DRESSED RIGHT NOW

me:
yeet