sugar | oh sehun

$27

- twenty seven.

i was awoken by the constant chimes coming from my phone, which sat on the night table beside me. it better not fucking be sehun.

when my phone screen illuminated, the time was displayed on the screen. it took my eyes a few seconds to adjust before i could clearly see in the screen that it was 3:37 AM.

the text message notifications from sehun and a couple of unknown numbers flooded my lockscreen.

"who the hell...?" i asked myself.

010-4200-1127:
where is she

sehun:
idk i think shes sleeping

sehun:
cause i dont think she
heard my fart earlier

010-6682-0506:
JINAH WAKE UPP

me:
hi

sehun:
OMG

010-6682-0506:
I SUMMONED HER

010-4200-1127:
bAEK HOW DID U DO THAT

010-6682-0506:
IDK

sehun:
omg baek try summoning
chanyeols hair

010-4200-1127:
LEAVE ME ALONE

me:
whats goin on

sehun:
jinah these are my homeboys

me:
WHY ARE THERE 9 OTHER
PEOPLE IN THIS CHAT

sehun:
i have 8 homeboys

me:
so why am i here

010-4200-1127:
we wanted him to introduce
us to his new girlfriend
which is u

010-4200-1127:
but ur ugly

sehun:
hamyeol can u not
call her ugly thx

me:
chanyeol das not what u said
a few months ago on that night
you paid 5000000 won for

me:
too bad you didnt get
what you wanted

i laughed to myself before then proceeding to save the two active texters' numbers.

baekhyun:
what

baekhyun:
WAIT WHAT VGFBHDJ

chanyeol has left the chat.

baekhyun has added chanyeol to the chat.

sehun:
chanyeol how u feel

baekhyun:
bald

chanyeol:
attacked

chanyeol:
sTOP

me:
wait so who is
everyone else

sehun:
idk if they'll be here
now but basically

sehun:
010-5860-0112 is kyungsoo
010-9467-1007 is yixing
010-1164-0326 is minseok
010-9921-0522 is junmyeon
010-5456-0114 is jongin
010-4568-0922 is jongdae
and baek and bald are here

chanyeol:
i will jump off a cliff

instantly, i saved the given numbers as well.

me:
how do u have so many
friends tho lmao