sugar | oh sehun

$8

- eight

me:
ayo sehun the 10,000,000 ₩
you offered finally arrived in
the mail but like we never really
did anything, so do you
like,, want it back?

sehun:
WOAH i was expecting u to
keep it and not tell me anything

me:
OMG nO i would never do
that to my cha chingu

me:
my cha chingu who got a
LOTTO money

me:
hey ya know who doesnt have
a lotto money??

sehun:
who

me:
jinah aka me

sehun:
thats why youre gonna be a surgeon

sehun:
so when can i get my money back

me:
omg

me:
u see,,

me:
it would mean the world to me
if my great friend lent me some
dinero aha

sehun:
whos the friend

me:
his name is oh sehun

sehun:
OMG THERES ANOTHER ONE

me:
sigh

me:
bITCH GIVE ME MONEY

sehun:
o

sehun:
um no

me:
):

sehun:
mail me bak the money!!

me:
nO

me:
ILL MAIL U BACK HALF

sehun:
OMG

sehun:
how about u mail me back 3 quarters of it and u keep the rest

me:
FRTGYHUJ WE DIDNT HAVE
SEX BUT WE BECAME FRIENDS
SO WHY CANT I JUST HAVE HALF

sehun:
im calling the cops

me:
WHAT

sehun:
see u in court

me:
nONONONONO

me:
ok how ab we make a deal

sehun:
im not having sex with u

me:
THAT WASNT MY PLAN

me:
but wtf why not

sehun:
ur hot but i only wanna
fiki fiki the ones i truly love

me:
ok thts deep

sehun:
ok but whats the deal

me:
this whole thing was for me
to go to party with you by the
han river, right?

sehun:
ye i guess ?? thats what
uglyeol said

me:
ok so how bout WE GO TO A
PARTY but we dont have sex
cause we arent in love or anything

sehun:
sigh

sehun:
ALL OF THIS FOR MONEY

me:
ive done worse for money

sehun:
like what

me:

sehun:
WHAT

me:
OH SORRY WRONG PERSON

sehun:
what kind of conversations
are u haVING

me:
that isnt important but anyway
ive had to go through seeing
your chanyeol friend's small penis ):

me:
da stack of $$ was thicc tho

sehun:
OMG IS IT ACTUALLY SMALL

me:
smaller than u think

sehun:
FGYHUFEIJDKOS

sehun:
but ok bitch come to
busan so we can parti and
not have sex

me:
bitch no come to seoul

sehun:
its my money

me:
UGH OK OK