- nine
sehun:
who lives in a pineapple
under the sea
me:
idk u tell me
sehun:
OMG you were supposed to
say spoonbog swirepants
me:
what the fuck is a spoonbog
me:
im building a fort with
your money
sehun:
STOP TOUCHING MY MONEY
me:
no
me:
i rubbed each stack all
over my body so have
fun when u get the
money back
sehun:
i see u have nothing to
do on ur free time
me:
shhshsh i fuck rich guys
on my free time
sehun:
yet ur still poor and
have to steal my money
me:
OMG GET OVER IT
me:
and im not stealing it!!
you gave it to me and im
giving some of it back
sehun:
sigh
sehun:
spoonbog wouldnt do this to me
me:
well im not spoonbog im jinah
sehun:
im sehun
sehun:
i mean oh sehun not im sehun
sehun:
im is your surname not mine
sehun:
i hate ur last name
me:
give me yours then
sehun:
OMG
me:
IM SO FUCKING SMOOTH
sehun:
THAT WAS GOOSE NGL
me:
goose
sehun:
I MEAN GOOD
YOU ARE READING
sugar | oh sehun
Fanfictionoh sehun spends millions of won on an escort, but that's before he finds out what it even is.
