sugar | oh sehun

$6

- six

sehun:
are u awake

me:

sehun:
OH MY GOd

me:

sehun:
WHATS A FOOND

me:
food

me:
like spegy and metbals
and avocado

sehun:
what the fuck are you on

me:

(a/n: creds to -chogiwa )

sehun:
JIANH WHATBTHE FUCK STOP

me:
its ok thats all i made

sehun:
OMGBSJRE IM A MEME NOW

me:
hehahhehaheq i was gonna make
more but my phone crashed

sehun:
good

me:
dont u mean cool and good

sehun:
what

sehun:
OMG

me:
i have another meme friend
his name is hansol u guys
should be friends

sehun:
is he also an escort

me:
no wtf

sehun:
is he one of ur customers

me:
NO HES nOT

sehun:
!!!!!

me:
hes my cousins boyfriend

sehun:
o

sehun:
is ur cousin also an escort

me:
she is 15,,,,

sehun:
shit

sehun:
do u have a boyfriend

me:
ok think of my job for a
sec and then tell me if you
think i'd have a boyfriend

sehun:
so all ur sugar daddies
are your boyfriends

me:
nO theyre all weird i dont
have a boyfriend

me:
i dont want one either
bc boys r weird

sehun:
im not a boy im a man

me:
ur funny

sehun:
):

me:
btw why are u even
awake its like 3am

sehun:
imma party till the sundown

sehun:
why are YOU awake

me:
contemplating life

me:
jk im studying for a test

sehun:
what test

sehun:
youre 24

me:
im aware bUT omg i go
to the university still

me:
i still got like 3 or 4 years to go ):

sehun:
BUT U ALREADY HAVE A JOB

me:
THATS TO HELP ME PAY
MY BILLS WTF IM NOT GONNA
BE AN ESCORT FOREVER

me:
these tits wont be nice
by the time i retire

sehun;
ew that gave me an ugly
image in my head

me:
DONT think of my MILK BAGS

sehun:
MILk BAGS

sehun:
wait so what are u even
studying to be

sehun:
a sex ed teacher

me:
a cardiothoracic surgeon

sehun:
is that another word
for a sexy nurse

me:
how much dumber can u be

me:
IM GOING TO OPERATE
ON HEARTS AND SHIT

sehun:
am i talking to the right person wtf

sehun:
i would never expect a meme-making prostitute to become a surgeon !!!!!

me:
IM NOT A PROSTITUTE

sehun:
ok but u open up for the rich men

me:
LET ME STUDY IN PEACE

me: