me: no i was kidding im actually still in seoul hahhahahahahhah
sehun:
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sehun: so how was ur day
me: it was goose
sehun: is this all i am to you,,
sehun: a meme
sehun: i thought we were more than this!!!!!!
me: if we were then we'd have sex and i'd keep ur money
sehun: OMG
sehun: 'twas a joke
me: like ur life
sehun: WHY R U BULLYING ME
me: sorry money changes u
sehun: fuck u mean bitch its only been like two days
me: btw how are u so rich
sehun: i got it from my daddy i got it from my daddy i got it got it
me: yeah same except its a sugar daddy and theres more than one
sehun: ew
sehun: im sad
me: its k u can be one of them if ya want
sehun: gross nO i meant im sad about something else
me: OH LMAO wHOOPS
me: what are you sad about
sehun: i made my friend baekhyun a present for his birthday which is coming up soon and i spent sooo much time and effort on it, thinking he'd appreciate it and like it but he said it wasn't good so now i'm just sad
me: omg baekhyun sounds like a dick
sehun: hes usually not like this idk why he was like that
me: ): what was the present?
sehun: ive known him since primary school so i made a book full of all of our pics and inside jokes and memes and memories
me: UM THAT SOUNDS SO LIT WTF WHY WOULD HE SAY HE DOESNT LIKE IT ?????????
sehun: idk i threw the book in the lake in my backyard tho
me: oo damn you go boi u dont need no bitchhyun in ya life
sehun: jk i still have it in my drawer idk what to do with it
me: stick it up baekhyuns ass
me: what does he look like
me: i bet hes ugly
sehun:
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me: i have found the reincarnation of jesus christ
