-fourteen
me:
i finally bought the ticket
to go to busan binch
sehun:
ah jes
sehun:
im so excited
me:
ya youre gonna meet
someone hotter than you
sehun:
well youre gonna meet
someone cooler than u
me:
impossible
sehun:
i wish i can deny it
sehun:
anyways pls stay safe on
your way here!!
me:
aw thx for caring
sehun:
otherwise ill never
get my money back
me:
oh
sehun:
so dont die
me:
for the money!!
sehun:
if the plane crashes, dO NOT
go into the position they tell
you to be in
me:
why
sehun:
because they tell you to do it
so that you're guaranteed to
die so that way, you can't sue
me:
how do you know this
sehun:
i just know
me:
well did u know that 'sehun'
spelled backwards is 'ugly'
sehun:
well did you know that 'jinah'
spelled backwards is 'prostitute'
me:
OH MY GOD IM NOT A
PROSTITUE!!!
sehun:
thats what they all say
me:
WHO IS THey
sehun:
the prostitutes
me:
how do i get a refund
for my ticket to busan
sehun:
NONO IM KIDDING
me:
better be
sehun:
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me:
wHAT THE FUCK
me:
RATA TOOTIE ASS
me:
thats u
sehun:
omg let me live
me:
when you stop callin
me a prostitute
sehun:
ok ok fine i'll call you
something you actually are
me:
what is it
sehun:
beautiful
me:
HDMRJS I JUST
MELTED WTF
YOU ARE READING
sugar | oh sehun
Fanfictionoh sehun spends millions of won on an escort, but that's before he finds out what it even is.
