Imagine If....

Pickup Lines were Used...

You and Mark were currently at home, doing absolutely nothing. It was one of the few days that you didn't have to go to work and he didn't have to spend the entire day recording and editing videos for youtube. There was absolute silence between you two as you laid on the couch together.

The only sound being exchanged was the soft sound of your guy's breathing. After awhile, your breathing was in sync. It was always like that between you two, with everything. Some people thought it was creepy that he always seemed to know what your thinking and vice versa, but you didn't care.

There were another few moments of silence before Mark finally spoke up.

"Hey, Y/N? You remember when we first met right?" As he spoke, his voice took on a gravelly tone that made your knees turn to jello every time he used it.

"How could I not? You came up to me in the middle of that bar and started using terrible pickup lines on me."

"They weren't that bad.." You turned your head around slightly to look at him.

"Are you fucking kidding me? Those were awful Mark! I'm pretty sure someone in middle school could have come up with something better than what you used."

"Wow, that hurt Y/N. Thanks for damaging what self-esteem I had.." Mark quickly feigned a look of hurt before returning to normal. "Anyways, I've gotten a lot better with my pickup lines.."

"Oh really?" You couldn't help but laugh at his statement. You highly doubt Mark got better with them.

'Yes, I have. By the time I'm done with you, you'll practically be drooling.." Mark then began to adjust himself as you laid on top of him with your back against his chest. As he continued to adjust himself, you thought of how much this was going to suck. Let's be honest, there isn't ONE good pickup line out there.

"Guess what I'm wearing?" Mark asked you.

"A shirt and jeans?"

"The smile you gave me." You rolled your eyes at that one. And he said they had gotten better.

"Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?" You rolled your eyes yet again. God, these lines are terrible.

"You're lucky you already have me otherwise there's no way in the hell I'd be getting with you after you said that disaster of a pickup line. Besides, it's the middle of July! Little early for Christmas don't you think?"

"Would you stop being such a pain in the ass and just let me sweep you off your feet with my pickup lines?"

"Again, you call those pickup lines?" All you did was hear himself sigh beneath you before continuing on.

"Is it hot in here or is it just you?"

"Little overused don't you think?"

"But it's true Y/N."

"That it's hot in here or I'm what's hot?" You squirmed slightly as Mark's fingers slowly danced their way up and down the side of your stomach. "Of course, it's you. There's a reason why I originally asked you out you know.."

"It's nice to know that you're only here for my beauty." You told him sarcastically. He lightly kissed the side of your head before mumbling, "You know I love you, right?"

"Mhmmm, suree."

"I'll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast.." You weren't looking at Mark, but you were sure that he had his trademark smirk plastered onto his voice. It was at this point his voice went an octave deeper.

"Need I remind you that you that you can't cook for shit? There's a reason why I do all the cooking..."

"Even in my pickup lines, I can't offer to do something without getting a sarcastic reply from you."

"You got yourself into this when we started dating, it's too late now." A deep laugh came from him before he started up again with the pickup lines.

"If you were a potato, you'd be a sweet one." You didn't even have the chance to open your mouth before Mark said another one. "I think there's something wrong with my eyes because I can't seem to take them off of you."

"To think I didn't think these could get any worse." You muttered under your breath. Mark didn't seem to hear you as he just continued on.

"Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I could see myself in your pants." Oh my fucking god, Mark didn't just say that, did he? In case you haven't noticed, this is where his perverted side came in.

"Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn you were checking out my package." It was at this point your cheeks turned a dark crimson. As much as you tried to bite back the comment, you couldn't help it when you blurted out, "What package?" 

"You weren't complaining last night about my package." It was at this point that you dug your elbow into his side. Mark groaned slightly before opening his mouth.

"What? It's the truth!" You tipped your head back slightly to look at him. As much as you hated to admit it, you knew he was right about that. 

"I only have one more pickup line."

"Thank god this is almost over!" At this point, you were just poking fun at him.

"You're so beautiful, you made me forget my pickup line." That one actually made you smile. For once, Mark said a pickup line that didn't make you roll your eyes or want to hit him upside the head.

"That one was quite beautiful actually. Why didn't you start off with that one?" You asked him as you flipped over to face him. Your chin now sat directly in the center of his chest.

"Well, I had to have a strong finish." He chuckled as he leaned forward to kiss your forehead.

"So have my pickup lines gotten any better?" 

"I don't know, you'll have to cook me dinner to find out."

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Hi guys! This was a funny little idea i JUST HAD TO DO! Besides, you have to admit, some of those pickup lines were PERFECT for Mark ;)

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