[re-writing]I dare you ➳ yoonmin

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Seokjin took me to the place where Jimin worked.

We saw Minseok, Taehyung, and Jungkook on the way there. Seokjin took Taehyung and Jungkook home while Minseok just walked home by himself.

Well, I didn't miss those fresh lovebites on his neck.

Did Jimin..?

No no, snap out if Yoongi. Jimin couldn't have done something like this.

Minseok is like what, 7cm taller anyway.

Or..

Well, whatever.

I enter the place and loud music was being played. Strippers are on the stage.

I furrowed my eyebrows as I ignored them and looked for dear Jiminnie.

I went over to the bartenders who were preparing drinks.

"Uh, do you know where Park Jimin is?", I tried to speak a little louder so he'd hear.

"Park Jimin..? Oh you mean Minnie!"

"Minnie? What..", I was even more confused. Who the fuck is Minnie? Is it Jimin but with uh, a girly name?

I don't know why but it makes me feel uneasy.

"Who are you to him?"

"Fake Boyfriend. We belong to a kpop idol group who's only starting to be successful but we haven't uploaded any songs yet so we're not so known yet."

"Ah I see. Well, Jimin is in the staff room near the restroom. He's changing right now since he's a sub at the moment."

"A what?"

"You'll understand once you see him," the man winks and I felt the need to cringe. I shrugged it off as I walk over to where the rest rooms are.

After a few minutes of walking, I finally found the staff room.

"He's probably changing..", I looked at the door knob. I smirked and grabbed it, "Well, that's not a bad thing."

I twisted the knob and opened the door and heard a yelp from somewhere.

I looked at the owner of that voice who was currently on a chair, trying to pull his stockings up.

"H-hyung?!", Jimin felt blood rise up to his cheeks in embarrassment. Goodbye manliness Goodbye.

Damn though that's cute. Wait what.

"Chill Jimi- Minnie. This isn't the first time I saw you dress as a girl. Specially a baby blue maid dress."

Jimin broke eye contact and fixed his shoes.

He walked over to the mirror and applied some makeup to somehow make him look like a girl.

I awkwardly closed the door behind me and walked over to sit down on the chair as I enjoy looking at Jimin's back view.

"So, you're a sub or substitute for something?"

"Yeah. Since they havent hired a girl yet. And since i'm the shortest in here and they say I have a feminine voice so.."

Jimin fixed his hair before putting on some kinda bow.

"Well, it suits you. You're cute in that, Minnie."

"Ugh Hyung. It's just the two of us here. You can stop acting boyfriend now."

"I'm not acting, I was just stating the truth man,"

Jimin gets a little startled as he turns to look at me in disbelief.

"Hyung c-cut it out. I'm not cute."

"Deny all you want," I just shrugged at him as I stood up from the chair.

"Now let's go, I want to go get a little drunk. I'll only drink one glass, alright?"

Jimin rolls his eyes, "Watch that become 5 glasses."

"Yah! I'm a lightweight!"

"Oh reaaallly?"

"Yeah, and you're the lightweight one!"

"If I was the lightweight one then why do I work here?"

"...Yeah okay whatever. Let's just go."

«A/N»

okay but this morning I was scrolling through photos of yoongi with a deep-v line and jimin's airport photo

I cHOKED ON MY SPIT WHEN I HEARD AN 8 YEAR OLD GIRL PLAYED SLOW MOTION ALL OF A SUDDEN

JFC @ MY SERVICEMATES

also WINGS GOT ME FUCKED UPPP

WOW

BOIIIIIII
-nic