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So, we just finished another Vocal+Rap song. Also, we'll be doing our first mv maybe.. after two weeks.
Right now, we're currently waiting for Namjoon who's taking too long in the bathroom.
We just got home from dance practice.
Seokjin violently knocked on the door, "Namjoon! Are you jacking off?! You fucker, jack off later we need a bath, we just finished practicing!"
"Yeah and smelling like sweat is gross, get out!!", Hoseok joined in with Seokjin as they both knock(to the point where one of them punches the door) violently.
The three bicker as I sigh in boredom.
Taehyung and Jungkook went to take Jimin to his job. Since Jungkook has a bad sense of direction, Minseok accompanied them as well.
I really want to visit Jimin after I take a bath, I know we just saw eachother an hour ag-
Wait what?
Okay. I'm only having these thoughts because of the dare. I'm just pretending to like Jimin, that's all.
Don't assume shit.
"Hey hurry up, I wanna see Jimin."
"You can see Jimin later, our cleanliness is top priority here." Hoseok growled at me which made me roll my eyes.
I slumped on the couch as I watch whatever was on the tv.
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Finally, it's my turn.
I enter the bathroom and took my phone with me. I put my phone inside a plastic bag of course, so that I can use it in the shower.
I decided to text Jimin before I start with my shower.
Papi: bae
Papi: I luff u
Papi: lmao no
Papi: im in th shower rn
Papi: I kno we aint datin
Papi: but ur jivooty is beautiful
Papi: **jibioty
Papi: **jibooty wth
Papi: can I marry your ass
Jibooty: honestly
Jibooty: what the fuck
Jibooty: don't name my butt you fucking thirsty hoe
Jibooty: I know my butt's pretty but shut up
Papi: glad you do know ;)
Papi: Jibooty, will you marry me?
Jibooty: jibooty says fuck no
Papi: r00d
Papi: anyways whtre u doin
Jibooty: im eating wth im on my 30 minute break
Papi: ohhhhk
Papi: wanna see me taking a shower ? ;)
Jibooty: why are you like this
Papi: tbh im happy that you give me long messages now
Papi: bc ur messages before are 'ok' 'nice' 'whatever'
Jibooty: mmhm
Jibooty: I don't know. I started feeling comfortable with you
Jibooty: honestly, I might even like you if it weren't for your thirsty asf thoughts bitch
Papi: ow my heart
Papi: I luv u
Jibooty: me too
Papi: rlly?? !!
Jibooty: yeah
Jibooty: I love me too
Jibooty: now go shower you probably smell gross rn
Jibooty: I don't want to cuddle with you if you don't take a shower
Papi: jfc I am going to take a fuckin shower anyway
Papi: also idek why im like this either
Papi: sorry
Jibooty: okay
Jibooty: look, I need to eat
Papi: jfc
Papi: what would you choose
Papi: food or me?
Jibooty: food.
Jibooty: bye hoeeee
Papi: hoseoks the hoe th fuckkk
Papi: also uM RUDEEE
Papi: IM TAKING YOUR JAM AND YOUR OTHER FAVORITE FOOD AWAY
Papi: SQUARE UP HOE
Papi: goddAmn you infuriate me thE FUCK
Papi: im going to the bar after this u bitch fite me
Papi: gonna punsih the shit outta u
Papi: **punish
Papi: that wouldve been a cool sentence if it wasnt for that typo
Papi: well..
Papi: *SWAGS AWAY*
Jibooty: pfft
Jibooty: lame
«A/N»
writer's blockkkk
should I make a Q&A soon??
since the actual plot is going to start soon
but are probably confused with what im talking abt like
yeah I dont know why im like this either-nic
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[re-writing]I dare you ➳ yoonmin
FanfictionWe really shouldn't have played this game. ©extrasuji (A/N: I'll mark the chapter/s that has smut in it with **)