[re-writing]I dare you ➳ yoonmin

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So, we just finished another Vocal+Rap song. Also, we'll be doing our first mv maybe.. after two weeks.

Right now, we're currently waiting for Namjoon who's taking too long in the bathroom.

We just got home from dance practice.

Seokjin violently knocked on the door, "Namjoon! Are you jacking off?! You fucker, jack off later we need a bath, we just finished practicing!"

"Yeah and smelling like sweat is gross, get out!!", Hoseok joined in with Seokjin as they both knock(to the point where one of them punches the door) violently.

The three bicker as I sigh in boredom.

Taehyung and Jungkook went to take Jimin to his job. Since Jungkook has a bad sense of direction, Minseok accompanied them as well.

I really want to visit Jimin after I take a bath, I know we just saw eachother an hour ag-

Wait what?

Okay. I'm only having these thoughts because of the dare. I'm just pretending to like Jimin, that's all.

Don't assume shit.

"Hey hurry up, I wanna see Jimin."

"You can see Jimin later, our cleanliness is top priority here." Hoseok growled at me which made me roll my eyes.

I slumped on the couch as I watch whatever was on the tv.

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Finally, it's my turn.

I enter the bathroom and took my phone with me. I put my phone inside a plastic bag of course, so that I can use it in the shower.

I decided to text Jimin before I start with my shower.

Papi: bae

Papi: I luff u

Papi: lmao no

Papi: im in th shower rn

Papi: I kno we aint datin

Papi: but ur jivooty is beautiful

Papi: **jibioty

Papi: **jibooty wth

Papi: can I marry your ass

Jibooty: honestly

Jibooty: what the fuck

Jibooty: don't name my butt you fucking thirsty hoe

Jibooty: I know my butt's pretty but shut up

Papi: glad you do know ;)

Papi: Jibooty, will you marry me?

Jibooty: jibooty says fuck no

Papi: r00d

Papi: anyways whtre u doin

Jibooty: im eating wth im on my 30 minute break

Papi: ohhhhk

Papi: wanna see me taking a shower ? ;)

Jibooty: why are you like this

Papi: tbh im happy that you give me long messages now

Papi: bc ur messages before are 'ok' 'nice' 'whatever'

Jibooty: mmhm

Jibooty: I don't know. I started feeling comfortable with you

Jibooty: honestly, I might even like you if it weren't for your thirsty asf thoughts bitch

Papi: ow my heart

Papi: I luv u

Jibooty: me too

Papi: rlly?? !!

Jibooty: yeah

Jibooty: I love me too

Jibooty: now go shower you probably smell gross rn

Jibooty: I don't want to cuddle with you if you don't take a shower

Papi: jfc I am going to take a fuckin shower anyway

Papi: also idek why im like this either

Papi: sorry

Jibooty: okay

Jibooty: look, I need to eat

Papi: jfc

Papi: what would you choose

Papi: food or me?

Jibooty: food.

Jibooty: bye hoeeee

Papi: hoseoks the hoe th fuckkk

Papi: also uM RUDEEE

Papi: IM TAKING YOUR JAM AND YOUR OTHER FAVORITE FOOD AWAY

Papi: SQUARE UP HOE

Papi: goddAmn you infuriate me thE FUCK

Papi: im going to the bar after this u bitch fite me

Papi: gonna punsih the shit outta u

Papi: **punish

Papi: that wouldve been a cool sentence if it wasnt for that typo

Papi: well..

Papi: *SWAGS AWAY*

Jibooty: pfft

Jibooty: lame

«A/N»

writer's blockkkk

should I make a Q&A soon??

since the actual plot is going to start soon

but are probably confused with what im talking abt like

yeah I dont know why im like this either

-nic