Phil: why haven't you texted for 2 hours after you said "maybe"?
Dan: I tried online dating, and my phone kept buzzing the entire time, and they thought it was a girlfriend or something
Phil: why didn't you show them the texts?
Dan: I did
Phil: why would they be concerned about a BOY texting you?
Dan: idk
Phil: weird. Anyways, sorry I wrecked your date
Dan: it's ok, I feel like they would've been like the jealous type anyways, I might've dodged a bullet there
Phil: what gave it away, the paranoidness of having their date being spammed by a guy? It could've just been a group chat.
Dan: ikr. A little psycho
Phil: well, I'm glad I helped, then. Did you like them?
Dan: they were alright otherwise.
Dan: my mum freaked out tho
Phil: why?
Dan: bc I didn't tell her that I was going out on a date, and that it was an online date. She hates online dating for some weird reason
Phil: odd
Dan: yeah, I guess she's just one of those people who don't trust the internet
Phil: or just don't know how nice random people actually are. Here's an example right here!
Dan: yup, except now you're not really a random person anymore
Phil: aww, I'm more than a random person! Thank you!
Dan: 😂
Phil: ttyl?
Dan: maybe
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Wrong Number
FanfictionAfter a failed online date, Dan Howell tries to text the girl... only to realize that he was purposefully given the wrong number. Though, this mistake may be the best mistake of his life, and the life of the person with the wrong number, Phil Lester...
