Phil: hey
Dan: hey
Phil: sup?
Dan: not much
Phil: cool
Dan: very
Phil: this is fun
Dan: indeed it is
Phil: so...
Dan: ?
Phil: nothing really
Dan: eh. Ok?
Phil: *awkward cough*
Dan: ...
Phil: what's your favourite animal?
Dan: the DANosaur
Phil: OMG you didn't
Dan: I did
Phil: I like lions. Rawr.
Dan: a DANosaur would easily beat a lion in a fight
Dan: it would literally just bend over and eat it in one bite.
Phil: true
Phil: so now my favourite animal is dead ;-;
Dan: aw, don't worry, danosaurs are very rare.
Dan: I'm the only one on the planet
Phil: *le gasp*
Dan: the danosaur's cousin, the dinosaur, is completely extinct
Phil: but lions are not!
Phil: RAAAWWRRRRRR!
Phil: ttyl?
Dan: maybe
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Wrong Number
FanfictionAfter a failed online date, Dan Howell tries to text the girl... only to realize that he was purposefully given the wrong number. Though, this mistake may be the best mistake of his life, and the life of the person with the wrong number, Phil Lester...
