Phil: I'm bored
Dan: can't help you sorry
Phil: aww why
Dan: I'm working
Phil: any interesting people today?
Dan: nah just the usual typical annoyances
Phil: well I'm just playing Pokémon
Dan: 😂
Phil: I have the mental age of a 10 year old
Dan: don't worry, so do I
Phil: I once tried to push a pull door
Dan: so?
Phil: then a couple minutes later I went back into the same shoppe, and when I came out again, I did the same thing
Dan: omg Phil your such an idiot
Phil: aw thanks
Dan: it's the truth
Dan: not necessarily intelligence wise, just general knowledge of stuff
Phil: this is true
Phil: but at least I don't go out of my way to not talk to people
Phil: I mean I do
Phil: but from what you've told me not as much as you
Dan: very true, I cannot lie, dear friend
Phil: ttyl?
Dan: maybe
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Wrong Number
FanfictionAfter a failed online date, Dan Howell tries to text the girl... only to realize that he was purposefully given the wrong number. Though, this mistake may be the best mistake of his life, and the life of the person with the wrong number, Phil Lester...
