Dan: ok I'm back and my mum is gone I swear omfg
Phil: so what exactly happened?
Dan: I'll start from the beginning, when she showed up
Phil: ok
Dan: so I'm in my living room and she knocks on the door so I open it and she pretends to be all happy and shit and hugs me. She walks in and looks around disapprovingly at the slight mess I have, but I'd say it's pretty ok. Anyways, I put my phone down on the coffee table and I go into the kitchen to get something to eat for the both of us (like cheese and crackers or something) I come back and she's texting you on my fucking phone! I start yelling at her because she was invading the privacy of her adult son. She claims that I'm not handling my life responsibly blah blah blah, long story short we start yelling and I force her to leave the flat
Phil: wow
Phil: no wonder you sounded so weirdly formal before, it wasn't you
Dan: yeah she's convinced we're in a relationship
Dan: more than friendly
Phil: oh
Dan: which I quickly told her we're not
Phil: ;)
Dan: lol stop Phil
Phil: I can't stop what I feel
Dan: Phil...
Phil: KIDDING!
Dan: you'd better be haha
Phil: totally ;)
Phil: ttyl?
Dan: maybe
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Wrong Number
FanfictionAfter a failed online date, Dan Howell tries to text the girl... only to realize that he was purposefully given the wrong number. Though, this mistake may be the best mistake of his life, and the life of the person with the wrong number, Phil Lester...
