Dan: can I ask you something totally random?
Phil: shoot
Dan: what's your sexuality?
Phil: ...
Dan: you don't have to tell me if you're not comfortable telling me
Phil: you first
Dan: uh...
Dan: bi :/
Phil: wait seriously?
Dan: yeah 😰
Phil: no, don't be nervous about it, I'm gay, it's fine, I understand
Dan: thank god
Phil: no wonder your date got mad at you the other night! It was a guy, wasn't it? That's why he got mad I was texting you?
Dan: yeah, how did you know?
Phil: logic and context clues
Dan: smarty pants Phillip
Phil: lol don't call me Phillip please
Dan: 😏
Phil: Danny Boy
Dan: Phillip
Phil: Hobbit Hair Howell
Dan: Philly
Phil: OK YOUVE CROSSED THE LINE
Dan: fine I'll stop
Dan: Philly
Phil: plz stop ;-;
Dan: make me
Phil: I can't really, can I?
Dan: NOPE
Phil: ;~;
Dan: I don't like it when your sad, I'll stop
Phil: yay!
Phil: ghost hug! you can't feel it but it's still there
Dan: thanks ☺️
Phil: ttyl?
Dan: maybe
YOU ARE READING
Wrong Number
FanfictionAfter a failed online date, Dan Howell tries to text the girl... only to realize that he was purposefully given the wrong number. Though, this mistake may be the best mistake of his life, and the life of the person with the wrong number, Phil Lester...
