Phil: ALERT! ALERT!
Dan: I'm here what's going on
Phil: IM SURROUNDED
Phil: HEEEELP
Dan: have you ever heard of the time I pulled off a girl's bikini in high school.
Phil: wtf even
Dan: yeah, granted I was a bit drunk, but ya know, still awkward af
Phil: but why tho lol
Dan: Idk YOLO
Phil: if you ever use yolo again I will literally go blind because of the hideousness of that acronym.
Dan: YOLO
Dan: have fun being blind :D
Phil: i canoff tyle priopdly because my eyed arrnt workibg
Dan: oh well
Dan: it was worth it
Phil: oh I regained my eyesight good
Dan: #winning
Phil: OH NU I WNT BLIND AGAJN
Dan: have fuuuun!
Phil: oh fml my mum wants me to get off my phone -.-
Dan: oh mums are quite annoying, aren't they?
Phil: ttyl
Dan: maybe
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Wrong Number
FanfictionAfter a failed online date, Dan Howell tries to text the girl... only to realize that he was purposefully given the wrong number. Though, this mistake may be the best mistake of his life, and the life of the person with the wrong number, Phil Lester...
