Dan: hey philly
Phil: please don't call me that Danny boy
Dan: Phillip Lester
Phil: Dan Howell
Dan: Dil Howlter
Phil: wtf?
Dan: us combined would be Dil Howlter
Phil: I guess so
Phil: it sounds like the unfortunate name of an awkward guy
Dan: what makes you say that
Phil: its us combined.
Phil: UUUUSSSSS
Dan: point taken
Phil: I mean, I felt awkward asking the waitress at a restaurant to get me another glass of water
Dan: I feel awkward whenever a cab driver asks "how're you," and I just say, "good" and then become that antisocial dick who just plays games on his phone.
Phil: so us combined would be a terrible creation
Dan: it would be so embarrassing and awkward that the guy would have to be murdered to protect our society.
Phil: let's never have a child
Dan: wut
Phil: nvm
Phil: ...
Phil: ttyl?
Dan: maybe
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Don't ask why this was posted at 1:18am... just don't ask and everything will be okay.... I AM TOTALLY NORMAL AND NOT SLEEP-DEPRIVED. I ALSO WAS NOT JUST LISTENING TO PANIC! AT THE DISCO.
HAVEN'T YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF CLOSING THE GODDAMN DOOR NO! IT'S BETTER TO FACE THESE THINGS WITH A SENSE OF POISE AND RATIONALITY!
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Wrong Number
FanfictionAfter a failed online date, Dan Howell tries to text the girl... only to realize that he was purposefully given the wrong number. Though, this mistake may be the best mistake of his life, and the life of the person with the wrong number, Phil Lester...
