Dan: Yay. Sunday. I'm off work for the day.
Dan: speaking to oddly jerky people can be quite exhausting and somewhat stressful
Phil: I can imagine
Dan: so what're you up to?
Phil: well, I'm currently shoving pizza down my throat, I'm home alone and I can do whatever I want 😂
Dan: where's your dear mumsy?
Phil: first, I have not and I never will call her my dear mumsy
Phil: second, she's out on a business trip until Tuesday, so I'm alone
Dan: I hate to pry, but what about your dad?
Phil: I'd rather not go into detail about him. Let's just say that he's not here
Dan: if makes you feel better, my parents are split up. I still visit my dad sometimes, but he lives like an hour away from where I am :/
Phil: yikes
Dan: it's fine, really. It's not like they hate each other, they just didn't work out
Dan: they're still friendly
Phil: that's good, it's not like one of those TV drama divorces where the kid hears them fighting every night and one of them ends up sleeping on the couch
Dan: yeah no
Dan: I'm pretty sure that doesn't actually happen that much with divorces. But it definitely does sometimes, I can imagine
Phil: yeah, I'm not a divorce expert but I agree
Dan: well anyways, gonna go out for dinner. Alone. #ForeverAlone
Phil: ttyl?
Dan: maybe
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Wrong Number
FanfictionAfter a failed online date, Dan Howell tries to text the girl... only to realize that he was purposefully given the wrong number. Though, this mistake may be the best mistake of his life, and the life of the person with the wrong number, Phil Lester...
