Dan: I'm going to cry
Phil: why?
Dan: I'm on with this really annoying customer, complaining that their package hasn't come yet, and they payed for overnight shipping. I'm trying to explain that it may not come with the daily mail, but by FedEx or UPS. They're being a total ass about it. Now I'm going to put them on hold for a really long just to annoy them
Phil: some people can just be total bitches. I would say "oh, but don't put them on hold, that's mean!" But it kinda sounds like they deserve it...
Dan: hell yeah they do. I'm taking the hold time to relax for a second and eat a snack.
Dan: and text you because you calm me down and you understand me
Phil: you deserve a break. Seriously, people can be so annoying sometimes
Dan: and they just won't listen! Like, I'm trying to tell you something that's going to help you out, but you're not fucking listening to me!
Phil: and some people are just flat out ignorant -.-
Dan: you can say that again
Dan: well, they've been on hold for 7 minutes, I think that's enough. They're probably really mad at me 😅
Dan: if I die, I give all my video games to you
Phil: aw thanks, I will cry and grieve for you while playing your games, in your memory
Phil: ttyl?
Dan: maybe
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Wrong Number
FanfictionAfter a failed online date, Dan Howell tries to text the girl... only to realize that he was purposefully given the wrong number. Though, this mistake may be the best mistake of his life, and the life of the person with the wrong number, Phil Lester...
