Phil: hello, Hobbit Hair Howell
Dan: I'm already regretting giving you my last name...
Phil: oh, this is nothing
Dan: please god help me
Phil: no one can help you now 😈
Dan: HELP
Phil: anyways, how's life on your own been?
Dan: I'm actually doing quite fine. Most of my meals are comprised of canned or microwaveable food.
Phil: as long as it's food, you're good
Phil: IIIIIIIII WILL ALWAYS LOOOOVE...
Phil: FOOOOOOOOOD!
Dan: relateable ^^^
Phil: what's your favorite microwave meal
Dan: ramen
Phil: me too, seriously we would be great roommates
Dan: you say to the guy you met via wrong number
Phil: who I've now deputized friend
Dan: yes, be friends with the strange guy who got duped by his blind date
Phil: I felt bad for you
Dan: aw thanks, my mum was just like "a guy without a job or life doesn't sound appealing" and I felt like saying "oh just stfu mum!"
Phil: my mum would be one of those people who would be super caring, mostly because I can be very sensitive
Dan: I've toughened myself up enough to handle a "wrong number"
Phil: I would be pretty upset with that bitch
Dan: lol I'm going to sleep now
Phil: ttyl?
Dan: maybe
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Wrong Number
FanfictionAfter a failed online date, Dan Howell tries to text the girl... only to realize that he was purposefully given the wrong number. Though, this mistake may be the best mistake of his life, and the life of the person with the wrong number, Phil Lester...
