Dan: I leave today
Phil: braving the world on your own!
Dan: yep!
Dan: ...
Dan: Help me 😅
Phil: you'll be fine
Dan: this fat baby is not ready tho
Phil: you're not fat!
Dan: how do you know?
Phil: ok, send me a pic of you and I'll judge whether you're fat or not
Dan: if you insist...
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Phil: ok stop talking shit you're beautiful, also you are not fat, either!
Phil: also, it's kinda creepy, but we have matching haircuts...
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Dan: you wear glasses? You never hit me as a "glasses guy"
Phil: usually I wear contacts, but since I'm just at home chillin' I'm just wearing them to avoid eye puncture
Dan: glasses suit you just fine
Phil: here's one without, from a few days ago
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Dan: you look fine either way
Phil: thanks ☺️
Dan: so, we just showed each other our faces and we've known each other for what, a month?
Phil: just about
Dan: super mega bonding
Phil: next thing you know I'll be at your house, tying you up to become my captive
Dan: that won't happen
Phil: you never know
Dan: that won't happen because I'm outside your window, and I'm about to tie you up as a captive!
Phil: the sad thing is that I actually looked at my window 😂
Dan: oh, poor Phil 😂
Dan: well, I'm going to finish packing
Phil: ttyl?
Dan: maybe
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Wrong Number
FanfictionAfter a failed online date, Dan Howell tries to text the girl... only to realize that he was purposefully given the wrong number. Though, this mistake may be the best mistake of his life, and the life of the person with the wrong number, Phil Lester...
