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Wrong Number

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After a failed online date, Dan Howell tries to text the girl... only to realize that he was purposefully given the wrong number. Though, this mistake may be the best mistake of his life, and the life of the person with the wrong number, Phil Lester...

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Chapter 19

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                                              Dan: that person was literally screaming into the fucking phone when I got back on with her
                          Dan: but as you can see I came out unscathed!
                          Phil: what exactly happened
                          Dan: it went a little like this...
                          Dan: "okay, I'm sorry for holding you so long, ma'am"
                          "You'd better be sorry, young man! I payed extra for that damned package and it didn't arrive in the post today! It's supposed to be a gift for my niece who's arriving tomorrow!"
                          "Listen, ma'am, your package may not-"
                          "I'll tell you what my package was supposed to do, arrive today!"
                          "Ma'am, I understand your frustration, but if you would-"
                          "You think you understand my frustration! I ordered this last night and PAYED EXTRA to have it shipped by today, and now it's not here!"
                          "Ma'am, I-"
                          "And what's more, is that I revived a receipt for my order! COMFIRMATION that I ordered that shirt for my neice, and now IT IS NOT HERE-"
                          "MA'AM, PLEASE JUST LISTEN TO ME."
                          "Excuse me?"
                          "Your package may not necessarily be coming through the daily postage. It may be coming via UPS or FedEx later in the day."
                          "Well, you should've told me that!"
                          It was then that I just hung up and screamed my head out. Because I TRIED to tell her, but she wouldn't FUCKING LISTEN!
                          Phil: at least it's all over now
                          Dan: thank fucking god
                          Dan: that was one of the most stressful experiences in my entire life.
                          Phil: and after only a week 😰
                          Dan: ikr, I'm fucked
                          Phil: she got way too worked up about it
                          Dan: and she just didn't understand that I was trying to tell her what was happening, it's literally my job to do that
                          Dan: and she just wouldn't fucking listen! Then at the end she accuses me of not telling her earlier?!
                          Phil: that's just annoying
                          Dan: I'm going to bed early
                          Phil: yes, because 12:43am is early
                          Dan: early for me
                          Phil: ttyl?
                          Dan: maybe