Phil: hello, sir friend
Dan: "sir friend"?
Phil: yes, sir friend
Dan: why sir friend?
Phil: because you're a manly man, and you're also my friend
Dan: manly man? Lol nope
Dan: I couldn't do a push up if I tried
Dan: walking up stairs exhausts me
Dan: I wouldn't be able to use a cordless power drill
Phil: a cordless power drill?
Dan: yes, you did an amazing job of repeating what I typed
Phil: yes, I am amazing
Phil: but why were you so specific with the fact that you don't know how to use a cordless power drill?
Dan: because reasons
Phil: but what're your reasons
Dan: reasons
Phil: what're your reasons for reasons
Dan: REASONS!
Phil: ttyl?
Dan: maybe
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Wrong Number
FanfictionAfter a failed online date, Dan Howell tries to text the girl... only to realize that he was purposefully given the wrong number. Though, this mistake may be the best mistake of his life, and the life of the person with the wrong number, Phil Lester...
