Dan: I just officially blocked my mum's number!
Phil: yaaaaay
Dan: yippie
Phil: CELEBRATE GOOD TIMES
Dan: C'MON!
Phil: IT'S A CELEBRATION
Dan: she is basically blocked from my life now
Phil: because your phone is your life?
Dan: that's not what I was implying, but yeah it is
Phil: eyyyy look at how clever I am
Dan: I wouldn't count on it
Phil: aww why
Dan: knowing what I know about you, I wouldn't count on your "cleverness"
Phil: I'm offended
Dan: lol jk m8
Phil: what did you think I was actually offended, I knew you were joking (totally...)
Dan: but actually tho
Phil: yeah... I'm not that sharpest knife in the drawer
Dan: but not the dullest either
Phil: thanks?
Dan: you're welcome?
Phil: ttyl?
Dan: maybe
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Wrong Number
FanfictionAfter a failed online date, Dan Howell tries to text the girl... only to realize that he was purposefully given the wrong number. Though, this mistake may be the best mistake of his life, and the life of the person with the wrong number, Phil Lester...
