Me: I do what I want
Annabeth: why?
Me: because
Piper: because reasons
Me: thank you
Percy: ...fish ponies...rainbow...blue cookies...
Nico: *in emo corner*
Will: *coaxes him out with happy meal*
Jason: hey brick
Brick: hey Jasonnnn.... <3
Piper: *karate chops brick*
Jason: brick NUUUU
Piper: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Leo: THIS BOY IS ON FIRE *jumps off building while setting self on fire*
Hazel: Frank catch him
Frank: he can last a few more hours
Hazel: 😑
Frank: *sighs and catches Leo as bird*
Leo: *gushes* my HERO
Frank: *drops him*
Hazel: nuuuuuu
Frank: *walks away like a boss*
Octopus--I mean Octavian wait no I don't: I deserve to be praetor!
Reyna: hell no
Me: *cheering* DIE OCTOPUS
Thalia: wait didn't you start the octopus revolution
Me: ...
Me: ...
Me: ...he will die anyways
Thalia: sounds good enough for me 👍
Annabeth: um
Percy and Jason: *turn into rainbow unicorns*
Annabeth: what are you
Dumb Mortal: EWWWWW horses are gross
Percy: *flips hair* BISH IM FABULOUS
Me: damn right
Nico: ...spooky scary skeletons
Will: for the last time Nico stop
Nico: NEVER
Me: I am done here
