Lily: well I think I look rather--*twirls*--STRIKING--*raises eyebrow*--today.
Elijah: I duct tape your mouth shut if you say one more word
Jason: that's my girl :'D
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Person: did you just see that gay couple passing by?
Me: yes?
Person: well I think it's gross--
Me: *twists head all the way around to stare at him, with wide, unwavering eyes*
Me: I'm sorry. I didn't know pieces of shít had opinions
Girl behind him: ooooooh
Girl's friend: *drags her away* you really don't understand social cues, do you?
My friend: *pats my shoulder* good work
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*if I was in a Percy Jackson play*
My friend: Ava what scene is this
Me: *pretending to die*
Me: oh, this is ten years into the future
Me: when Percy realizes his daughter's favorite color isn't blue
My friend: pfft--
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Leo: all the Weapons are gone, without a trace. They've disappeared overnight and no one noticed--something smells fishy about this
Annabeth: it's Percy's morning breath.
Percy: I didn't have time to brush my teeth you absolute month-old burrito.
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Zeus: you have to reason with her she's going crazy
Hades: ugh fine. (The shit I do for you guys)
Hades: Aphrodite. As much as I want my son to live forever and be happy with his boyfriend, we can't hand out immortality to everyone--
Aphrodite: *death stare* *murderous aura* hmm???
Hades: *shadow-travels away*
Demeter: the story of why Solangelo is forever
