(Me and my friend were texting and pretending to be Dan and her Phil because our personalities and looks are somewhat similar and this happened, whatever this is)
Phil: OHMYGOD I accidentally killed my horse
Dan: you don't have a horse(???)
Phil: my Minecraft horse named Acorn
Dan:
Phil: LEAVE ME. LIVE YOUR LIFE. IM HIDING IN THE CLOSET WITH THE NEIGHBOR'S CAT
Dan: how did that--?
Phil: IDK SHE JUST APPEARED
Dan:
Dan: I HAVE IT ALL PLANNED OUT
Dan:
Phil: Dan have you been drinking
Dan: maeybe ,,,