Don't ever come to me for dating advice.
It might be because I'm insensitive or don't understand why something might upset someone else...idk
Just don't.
I feel like Connor Murphy on a date
Connor(me): hey Evan. Isn't it kinda twisted when you think about it that our pencils, paper, and desks are basically just tree corpses?
Evan:
Evan: *sudden tears*
Connor(me): (shit)
